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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Pitt & Paz

December 10, 2010 09:09:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy

December 9, 2010 14:37:00 Posted at December 9, 2010 14:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything –the only funny part of an interview that was terrifyingly stupid and offensive. Full Story

The Artist & The Douche

December 3, 2010 13:59:57 Posted at December 3, 2010 13:59:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Steve Martin is an avid art collector. When he was filming in Vancouver earlier this year, he successfully bid on two Lawren Harris paintings at the Heffel auction. He wasn’t all look at my big celebrity penis about it either. Having said that, those two pieces set him back over $1.5 million. Maybe more. Full Story

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Josh Duhamel: nothing without Fergie

December 3, 2010 13:45:00 Posted at December 3, 2010 13:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Fergie had been with him yesterday, this sh-t would not have gone down the same way. So Josh Duhamel, after escorting his wife to the BillBoard Women of the Year event in New York, where she was named the Woman of the Year, then boarded a plane for Kentucky that was delayed. He was texting and refused to stop despite being asked three times, going so far as to deride the flight attendant who kept asking him. Full Story

Well this is an interesting look

November 2, 2010 08:30:42 Posted at November 2, 2010 08:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around with her heart. Full Story

Ebola infection repeat customer

November 1, 2010 07:54:11 Posted at November 1, 2010 07:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

The Dog Whisperer in Victoria

October 28, 2010 08:40:00 Posted at October 28, 2010 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Full Story

High concentration of skeeze

October 15, 2010 08:28:32 Posted at October 15, 2010 08:28:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very thin Jared Leto was shooting an ad for Hugo Boss yesterday in New York when Spittle rolled up and sprayed him. Gross. But why does Jared look so... hungry? Oh and by the way, he thinks fans of his band are, um, more cerebral than others. Like instead of wanting to f-ck him, what they really want is to read to him Full Story

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Are you giving or are you taking?

September 27, 2010 13:57:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 13:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

It’s been a while

September 21, 2010 17:24:58 Posted at September 21, 2010 17:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you miss John Mayer? Apparently he’s stopped talking out of his Twitter ass now that he’s working on a new album, or something. And not the way he quit the other 15 times. This time he straight up deleted his account, almost 4 million followers totally wiped out, conveniently amid rumours that he was hooking up again with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Small feet

September 16, 2010 08:15:00 Posted at September 16, 2010 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 ft 8, was able to look OVER him. Full Story

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