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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Oscar Pippy and his Ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 11:53:18 February 28, 2011 11:53:18

Duana seemed to think Pipsqueak was on his “best behaviour” while presenting last night at the Oscars. Best Behaviour where Justin Timberlake is concerned, to me at least, would be to read the f-cking monitor and get the hell on with it. Could he resist? Could he resist the urge to make the moment all about himself? Has he ever resisted? Please. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Host: James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 05:18:58 February 28, 2011 05:18:58

It was a promising start. The montage was good. Alec Baldwin was good. Morgan Freeman was good. Their Billy Crystal-esque movie insertions were good. Kirk Douglas was good! More than good! So good he should have stayed! Because goddamn as the night went on, the good disappeared, only to be replaced by a spaced out James Franco who could not seem to look at the camera (do they not teach that at film school?) and a Hathaway who overcompensated for her partner’s indifference by trying way too hard. Full Story

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Muscles on top of muscles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2011 13:01:17 February 24, 2011 13:01:17

Oh look. It's Kellan Lutz leaving the gym after juicing up his muscles. Which, frankly, are gross. You think Cameron Diaz is gross? THIS is gross. At a certain point, sure, it's about personal preference. But I don't exactly think that, judging on aesthetic, this meets the proportion criteria either. Full Story

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Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:49:39 February 23, 2011 08:49:39

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

What kind of a piece of sh-t…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 10:30:50 February 21, 2011 10:30:50

Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von D. Remember when Jesse James declared, upon announcing his engagement to Von D, that last year was the best year of his life? The same year he humiliated Sandra with his multiple infidelities and Nazi leanings? At the time it didn’t seem he could sink any lower. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 10:47:58 February 16, 2011 10:47:58

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Eminem > Adrien Brody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:58:22 February 7, 2011 07:58:22

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

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The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 10:19:27 February 4, 2011 10:19:27

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:42:32 January 31, 2011 09:42:32

There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire… We get it. Full Story

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He’s also nominated for one. And, well, he WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Which means he’s qualified to offer his opinion on whether or not his film is better than The Social Network. Well of course it is.  Read Full Intro

Oh so you’re Bad Breakup Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2011 07:57:58 January 25, 2011 07:57:58

I can totally see it. I can totally see Sam Worthington being That Guy. The one who gets all publicly anguished over love, almost as if feeling the heartache out in the open is a validation of the heartbreak itself. It’s gross. And it’s another reason, on top of the fact that he’s so wee and I still haven’t seen Avatar and don’t intend to, that I am not down with his quiver, if it actually exists. Full Story