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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Casey settles

September 15, 2010 14:11:11 Posted at September 15, 2010 14:11:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Casey Affleck settled out of court with the two women who claimed he sexually harassed them on the set of I’m Still Here. They were originally each trying to get about $2 million out of him. The terms of the deal have not been made public but the matter is now resolved without having to get nasty in court. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

September 1, 2010 07:03:53 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:03:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story

Cammie D’s birthday douche

August 31, 2010 07:18:36 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:18:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is pretty perfect but for one douchey shadow... and maybe The Green Hornet which, to me anyway, looks like a mess but Seth Rogen will probably have to own it entirely so we’re just left with the massive ego known as ARod in her life, her boyfriend since around the Super Bowl, who was with her last night in New York after a celebratory dinner, the man who gets to enjoy that body. Full Story

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Remember John & Jen?

August 27, 2010 07:34:55 Posted at August 27, 2010 07:34:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No? That’s the problem. Some people are trying to sell some bullsh-t about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting back together. Maybe because no one went to see her movie. Maybe because he worries no one cares anymore. It’s not like these two have never hooked up for a headline before, right? So there was some speculation that they were back on, and a few outlets like The Huffington Post tried to intrigue us about John singing to Jen at his show the other night, cryptic comments during his crowd banter that was supposedly meant to tell her – or a woman who looked like her standing side stage – that he was ready to give it another go. Full Story

Assholes, the poster

August 4, 2010 13:38:37 Posted at August 4, 2010 13:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix’s face – if you can call it that – is featured on the poster for I’m Still Here just released today and Casey Affleck’s name also gets listed on the bottom. He directed it but the way it appears here it’s like an acting credit. They’re calling it a mockumentary. Full Story

Spittle = Men Expert?

July 29, 2010 10:47:00 Posted at July 29, 2010 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to L’Oreal and, um, the women who attend Gerard Butler Fan Conventions, Spittle does indeed represent some sort of Man Ideal, and now they’re paying him to be their spokesperson. Just announced: Gerard Butler is the L’Oreal Paris worldwide spokesperson for the brand’s Men Expert range of products representing the Hydra Energetic Line. Full Story

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Scrape it motherf-cker

July 22, 2010 12:26:22 Posted at July 22, 2010 12:26:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Rihanna played Staples Centre last night, Chris Brown was hustling it on Twitter, now tweeting ads for cash money. Shames! As you know, his record wasn’t moving, and even after he tried to exploit Michael Jackson’s memory into an opportunity to resurrect his career, Brown still has to scrape it hard, for a measly few thousand a pop, not unlike the equally low level Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Michael Bay is a tool

July 22, 2010 11:33:07 Posted at July 22, 2010 11:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Thanks to the constant barrage of gunfire, explosions, and jets, planes, and helicopters shooting footage for Transformers 3, the last few weeks in Chicago’s Loop have been deafeningly loud. I left Los Angeles to get away from this kind of stuff but it’s followed me to Chicago. Full Story

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Working with the posse

July 14, 2010 14:57:18 Posted at July 14, 2010 14:57:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Inception in LA last night. His boy Lukas Haas was there too. Lukas has a smaller part in the film and will also be working on Red Riding Hood in Vancouver which Leo’s company is producing. You hook up your friends. And they’ve been friends for a long time. Full Story

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Battle of the Chesty Blondes

July 14, 2010 14:00:59 Posted at July 14, 2010 14:00:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ve been ragging on Phillippe lately for the sh-tness of his career. Full Story

Not even in your dreams

July 14, 2010 11:33:17 Posted at July 14, 2010 11:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Full Story