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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Why Sandy’s face was so tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 09:20:10 January 20, 2011 09:20:10

Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat Von D. A year ago, Sandy was on her way to Oscar, the favourite, riding a great campaign, Miss Most Popular, with a husband she always publicly shouted out as her perfect partner while accepting accolade after accolade in front of her peers. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 08:12:31 January 20, 2011 08:12:31

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Two Aussie men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 09:22:00 December 29, 2010 09:22:00

Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. Full Story

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It was more than just a ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 11:44:53 December 22, 2010 11:44:53

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Best of 2010:I went to film school, hosting Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 12:59:56 December 20, 2010 12:59:56

Before we get into this, let’s just revisit one of the best, best, BEST moments of the year and perhaps the Best Quote of 2010. It’s James Franco I Went To Film School during the Hollywood Reporter Best Actor Roundtable. Remember he also declared that he doesn’t “fight for roles” anymore? Start at the 20:25 mark and enjoy it again. Full Story

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Morning Robo, sweaty GMD, lazy Josh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 07:42:07 December 14, 2010 07:42:07

Katie Holmes, Josh Duhamel, and Blair Underwood read out the Golden Globe nominations this morning. Credit to them for not rolling their eyes at the dumbassness of some of the sh-t that got called out.The Tourist??? It’s not quite Pia Zadora, no, but it’s still a goddamn joke. But anyway, this is about Mrs Cruise, and, well, they couldn’t quite make that KatE stick the way they wanted to, non? She was formally introduced by the HFPA as Katie. Full Story

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Pitt & Paz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 09:09:00 December 10, 2010 09:09:00

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2010 14:37:00 December 9, 2010 14:37:00

This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything –the only funny part of an interview that was terrifyingly stupid and offensive. Full Story

The Artist & The Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 13:59:57 December 3, 2010 13:59:57

Steve Martin is an avid art collector. When he was filming in Vancouver earlier this year, he successfully bid on two Lawren Harris paintings at the Heffel auction. He wasn’t all look at my big celebrity penis about it either. Having said that, those two pieces set him back over $1.5 million. Maybe more. Full Story

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Josh Duhamel: nothing without Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 13:45:00 December 3, 2010 13:45:00

If Fergie had been with him yesterday, this sh-t would not have gone down the same way. So Josh Duhamel, after escorting his wife to the BillBoard Women of the Year event in New York, where she was named the Woman of the Year, then boarded a plane for Kentucky that was delayed. He was texting and refused to stop despite being asked three times, going so far as to deride the flight attendant who kept asking him. Full Story

Well this is an interesting look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 08:30:42 November 2, 2010 08:30:42

But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around with her heart. Full Story