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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

The Artist & The Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 13:59:57 December 3, 2010 13:59:57

Steve Martin is an avid art collector. When he was filming in Vancouver earlier this year, he successfully bid on two Lawren Harris paintings at the Heffel auction. He wasn’t all look at my big celebrity penis about it either. Having said that, those two pieces set him back over $1.5 million. Maybe more. Full Story

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Josh Duhamel: nothing without Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 13:45:00 December 3, 2010 13:45:00

If Fergie had been with him yesterday, this sh-t would not have gone down the same way. So Josh Duhamel, after escorting his wife to the BillBoard Women of the Year event in New York, where she was named the Woman of the Year, then boarded a plane for Kentucky that was delayed. He was texting and refused to stop despite being asked three times, going so far as to deride the flight attendant who kept asking him. Full Story

Well this is an interesting look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 08:30:42 November 2, 2010 08:30:42

But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around with her heart. Full Story

Ebola infection repeat customer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 07:54:11 November 1, 2010 07:54:11

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

The Dog Whisperer in Victoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:40:00 October 28, 2010 08:40:00

Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Full Story

High concentration of skeeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 08:28:32 October 15, 2010 08:28:32

A very thin Jared Leto was shooting an ad for Hugo Boss yesterday in New York when Spittle rolled up and sprayed him. Gross. But why does Jared look so... hungry? Oh and by the way, he thinks fans of his band are, um, more cerebral than others. Like instead of wanting to f-ck him, what they really want is to read to him Full Story

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Are you giving or are you taking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 13:57:00 September 27, 2010 13:57:00

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

It’s been a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2010 17:24:58 September 21, 2010 17:24:58

Do you miss John Mayer? Apparently he’s stopped talking out of his Twitter ass now that he’s working on a new album, or something. And not the way he quit the other 15 times. This time he straight up deleted his account, almost 4 million followers totally wiped out, conveniently amid rumours that he was hooking up again with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Small feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 08:15:00 September 16, 2010 08:15:00

My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 ft 8, was able to look OVER him. Full Story

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Casey settles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 14:11:11 September 15, 2010 14:11:11

Casey Affleck settled out of court with the two women who claimed he sexually harassed them on the set of I’m Still Here. They were originally each trying to get about $2 million out of him. The terms of the deal have not been made public but the matter is now resolved without having to get nasty in court. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 07:03:53 September 1, 2010 07:03:53

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story