Douchebags Articles

Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Don’t call Jen

July 13, 2010 07:22:10 Posted at July 13, 2010 07:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

Dear Mel: you’re done

July 9, 2010 15:03:23 Posted at July 9, 2010 15:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there have only been transcripts. Full Story

On Predators

July 9, 2010 09:41:42 Posted at July 9, 2010 09:41:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? I was told at the screening that everyone wants to pretend like what happened between the original and this never happened. Full Story

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Midlife Cock kills The Beaver

July 2, 2010 09:05:35 Posted at July 2, 2010 09:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

Swifty loses but wins

June 10, 2010 08:31:44 Posted at June 10, 2010 08:31:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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Not even RDJ...

June 3, 2010 07:24:26 Posted at June 3, 2010 07:24:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can redeem Adrien Brody. Robert Downey Jr showed up at the premiere of Splice last night in LA and did his movie star friendship duty, posing with Brody on the carpet, working some bromance for the cameras, being charming and irresistible as usual. His appeal however is not contagious. Which is why despite his efforts, he still can’t remove the douche from Adrien Brody’s face. Full Story

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A leather suit and Ebola

May 20, 2010 07:33:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Russell Crowe has a temper. And?

May 14, 2010 12:41:23 Posted at May 14, 2010 12:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah And I’m fine with that. Crowe walked out on another interview, this time with Mark Lawson from BBC Radio 4, while doing press for Robin Hood this week. This most recent incident is of course feeding his reputation for being difficult and mean. Full Story

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

May 12, 2010 07:40:25 Posted at May 12, 2010 07:40:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

Spittle’s Serbian piece

May 10, 2010 13:19:17 Posted at May 10, 2010 13:19:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Full Story

Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

May 10, 2010 07:46:16 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story