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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Spittle = Men Expert?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 10:47:00 July 29, 2010 10:47:00

According to L’Oreal and, um, the women who attend Gerard Butler Fan Conventions, Spittle does indeed represent some sort of Man Ideal, and now they’re paying him to be their spokesperson. Just announced: Gerard Butler is the L’Oreal Paris worldwide spokesperson for the brand’s Men Expert range of products representing the Hydra Energetic Line. Full Story

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Scrape it motherf-cker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 12:26:22 July 22, 2010 12:26:22

While Rihanna played Staples Centre last night, Chris Brown was hustling it on Twitter, now tweeting ads for cash money. Shames! As you know, his record wasn’t moving, and even after he tried to exploit Michael Jackson’s memory into an opportunity to resurrect his career, Brown still has to scrape it hard, for a measly few thousand a pop, not unlike the equally low level Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Michael Bay is a tool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 11:33:07 July 22, 2010 11:33:07

Written by Sarah Thanks to the constant barrage of gunfire, explosions, and jets, planes, and helicopters shooting footage for Transformers 3, the last few weeks in Chicago’s Loop have been deafeningly loud. I left Los Angeles to get away from this kind of stuff but it’s followed me to Chicago. Full Story

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Working with the posse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 14:57:18 July 14, 2010 14:57:18

This is Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Inception in LA last night. His boy Lukas Haas was there too. Lukas has a smaller part in the film and will also be working on Red Riding Hood in Vancouver which Leo’s company is producing. You hook up your friends. And they’ve been friends for a long time. Full Story

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Battle of the Chesty Blondes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 14:00:59 July 14, 2010 14:00:59

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ve been ragging on Phillippe lately for the sh-tness of his career. Full Story

Not even in your dreams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 11:33:17 July 14, 2010 11:33:17

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Full Story

Don’t call Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2010 07:22:10 July 13, 2010 07:22:10

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

Dear Mel: you’re done

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 15:03:23 July 9, 2010 15:03:23

It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there have only been transcripts. Full Story

On Predators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 09:41:42 July 9, 2010 09:41:42

I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? I was told at the screening that everyone wants to pretend like what happened between the original and this never happened. Full Story

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Midlife Cock kills The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 09:05:35 July 2, 2010 09:05:35

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

Swifty loses but wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 08:31:44 June 10, 2010 08:31:44

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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