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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Not even RDJ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 07:24:26 June 3, 2010 07:24:26

Can redeem Adrien Brody. Robert Downey Jr showed up at the premiere of Splice last night in LA and did his movie star friendship duty, posing with Brody on the carpet, working some bromance for the cameras, being charming and irresistible as usual. His appeal however is not contagious. Which is why despite his efforts, he still can’t remove the douche from Adrien Brody’s face. Full Story

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A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Russell Crowe has a temper. And?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 12:41:23 May 14, 2010 12:41:23

Written by Sarah And I’m fine with that. Crowe walked out on another interview, this time with Mark Lawson from BBC Radio 4, while doing press for Robin Hood this week. This most recent incident is of course feeding his reputation for being difficult and mean. Full Story

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:40:25 May 12, 2010 07:40:25

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

Spittleā€™s Serbian piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:19:17 May 10, 2010 13:19:17

Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Full Story

Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:46:16 May 10, 2010 07:46:16

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

Bye Good: the mockumentary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 09:27:04 May 6, 2010 09:27:04

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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Gwyneth in common

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:08:43 May 5, 2010 12:08:43

I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d tell you that’s more her scene now. As for Cameron, well, there’s that ARod business. Full Story

Please remove your DoucheFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 08:12:41 April 27, 2010 08:12:41

Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. Uncharacteristically I tried. Full Story

I used to think it was her...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 14:46:13 April 13, 2010 14:46:13

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

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CarbFace is a whiny bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 15:47:05 April 12, 2010 15:47:05

Ryan Phillippe went on Howard Stern and went waaaahhhh today when asked about his failed relationships. Apparently he’s tired of getting blamed for his split from America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon: "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese and I divorced. Full Story