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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Midlife Cock kills The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 09:05:35 July 2, 2010 09:05:35

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

Swifty loses but wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 08:31:44 June 10, 2010 08:31:44

Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty has been extra extra careful about whatever undercover business she has going on with John Mayer the last few months. Full Story

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Not even RDJ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 07:24:26 June 3, 2010 07:24:26

Can redeem Adrien Brody. Robert Downey Jr showed up at the premiere of Splice last night in LA and did his movie star friendship duty, posing with Brody on the carpet, working some bromance for the cameras, being charming and irresistible as usual. His appeal however is not contagious. Which is why despite his efforts, he still can’t remove the douche from Adrien Brody’s face. Full Story

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Russell Crowe has a temper. And?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 12:41:23 May 14, 2010 12:41:23

Written by Sarah And I’m fine with that. Crowe walked out on another interview, this time with Mark Lawson from BBC Radio 4, while doing press for Robin Hood this week. This most recent incident is of course feeding his reputation for being difficult and mean. Full Story

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:40:25 May 12, 2010 07:40:25

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

Spittleā€™s Serbian piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:19:17 May 10, 2010 13:19:17

Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Full Story

Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:46:16 May 10, 2010 07:46:16

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

Bye Good: the mockumentary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 09:27:04 May 6, 2010 09:27:04

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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Gwyneth in common

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:08:43 May 5, 2010 12:08:43

I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d tell you that’s more her scene now. As for Cameron, well, there’s that ARod business. Full Story

Please remove your DoucheFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 08:12:41 April 27, 2010 08:12:41

Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. Uncharacteristically I tried. Full Story