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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Cleansing didn’t help

January 13, 2010 07:16:42 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here Full Story

The Only For Sookie look

January 12, 2010 06:50:27 Posted at January 12, 2010 06:50:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well isn’t this is the Only For Sookie look? Hot. Full Story

Emile WHO?

January 6, 2010 08:54:49 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Gerry at the beach

January 4, 2010 09:50:10 Posted at January 4, 2010 09:50:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story

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Old fashioned bromance

December 18, 2009 11:57:37 Posted at December 18, 2009 11:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes to touch and wrap and nuzzle. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Centaur

December 15, 2009 14:03:36 Posted at December 15, 2009 14:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

December 15, 2009 13:32:53 Posted at December 15, 2009 13:32:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag

December 15, 2009 09:50:09 Posted at December 15, 2009 09:50:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their new record. The Boxmasters stopped by Q with Jian Ghomeshi on CBC Radio. Full Story

Pip, just read the f-cking paper

December 15, 2009 07:44:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 07:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story

Ha. Ha. Ha.

December 11, 2009 14:25:00 Posted at December 11, 2009 14:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story

Douchebag is an accidental racist

December 10, 2009 06:47:55 Posted at December 10, 2009 06:47:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story