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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

January 18, 2010 11:14:34 Posted at January 18, 2010 11:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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Douchebag borrows material

January 14, 2010 09:03:13 Posted at January 14, 2010 09:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are the most enlightening and profound. Full Story

Full Porny < Tila?

January 14, 2010 06:59:20 Posted at January 14, 2010 06:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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Cleansing didn’t help

January 13, 2010 07:16:42 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here Full Story

The Only For Sookie look

January 12, 2010 06:50:27 Posted at January 12, 2010 06:50:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well isn’t this is the Only For Sookie look? Hot. Full Story

Emile WHO?

January 6, 2010 08:54:49 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Gerry at the beach

January 4, 2010 09:50:10 Posted at January 4, 2010 09:50:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story

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Old fashioned bromance

December 18, 2009 11:57:37 Posted at December 18, 2009 11:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes to touch and wrap and nuzzle. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Centaur

December 15, 2009 14:03:36 Posted at December 15, 2009 14:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

December 15, 2009 13:32:53 Posted at December 15, 2009 13:32:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag

December 15, 2009 09:50:09 Posted at December 15, 2009 09:50:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their new record. The Boxmasters stopped by Q with Jian Ghomeshi on CBC Radio. Full Story