Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.
He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story
Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the life? All he did, after all, was pound his girlfriend’s face with his fist, bite her, kick her, almost kill her, and walk away unpunished, no consequences. Full Story
Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story
I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story
Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story
My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story
Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand. Full Story