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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

That Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:00:24 October 7, 2009 07:00:24

Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. Shia was at the An Education premiere in New York the other night to support his girlfriend Carey Mulligan whose performance in the film is generating critical acclaim and even praise from Anna Wintour. Full Story

Crusty & Crusty holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 08:32:35 October 1, 2009 08:32:35

That’s Scarlett Johansson under the cap and hood holding hands with Ryan Reynolds in New York yesterday. They really, really, really hate being famous and photographed. It must suck to only work maybe 3 months of the year and live the most privileged life and have to deal with the attention once in a while. Full Story

Where’s Jen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2009 08:03:59 September 30, 2009 08:03:59

All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher and David Arquette and Friends Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow. Full Story

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Where’s the Swinger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 10:01:07 September 29, 2009 10:01:07

Hidden under too many layers of douche. This is Vince Vaughn with Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell in Sydney presumably to promote Couples Retreat heading to the zoo for some sightseeing. On screen he’s hilarious and endearing. In person… by many accounts… he’s insufferable. As in when they were shooting this film there were specific instructions not to look at him. Full Story

The Passion of The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 16:26:30 September 28, 2009 16:26:30

Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie Foster is directing it. The Beaver probably won’t suck. Full Story

Pippy Facebook

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2009 07:43:04 September 23, 2009 07:43:04

Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an actor. Despite the fact that, given his track record, his music Midas Touch turns to poison on the big screen. Full Story

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Emmy NPH

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:27:37 September 21, 2009 07:27:37

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Douchebag weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 08:42:05 September 15, 2009 08:42:05

For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Kanye West

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 06:12:00 September 14, 2009 06:12:00

Let’s make it about Taylor Swift first. Because he could have destroyed her. And not 15 minutes later she came out and delivered a performance without resorting to drama queen tactics. Can you imagine if that had happened to Lindsay Lohan? Lilo would have locked herself in her dressing room with her Crack Twitter and a razor and a paparazzo, and refused to come out. Full Story

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Saturday Night foundation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 13:35:13 September 11, 2009 13:35:13

Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re new to this site, please click here Full Story

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She’s not high fiving his penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 08:02:03 September 10, 2009 08:02:03

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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