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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Does she speak to her staff that way?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2009 11:51:10 September 3, 2009 11:51:10

Judge them on how they treat the civilians. Radar is reporting that Salma Hayek lost her tits last night because she could not get seated immediately for dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Salma did not have a reservation and when she was told that the patio was full she gave it to the hostess in Spanish, launching a diatribe that embarrassed her girlfriends who tried to placate her to no avail, calming down only when a table became available. Full Story

Spittle is a pig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 13:37:28 August 31, 2009 13:37:28

And his moves are for sh-t. One of my favourite John Mayer stories is when he once revealed, pre-Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, that when he tired of f-cking hot girl groupies on tour, he’d dabble in the chunk now and again, because thick girls can be more grateful. And sometimes a cock needs a little variety. Full Story

Charity from a douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 09:53:46 August 28, 2009 09:53:46

John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken several years ago when John was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Full Story

His yellow heart is so depressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 08:11:35 August 26, 2009 08:11:35

As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time at the recording studio. Full Story

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:47:00 August 25, 2009 10:47:00

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

Piven’s douche moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 07:26:15 August 24, 2009 07:26:15

Not that this should surprise you but still… Somewhere out there, some women are rewarding these moves. Ed Hardy wearing douchebags are still getting strange, which means this sh-t must work. Jeremy Piven was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago promoting The Goods. Full Story

Keri Hilson: sh-t by association

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 08:29:00 August 20, 2009 08:29:00

Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the life? All he did, after all, was pound his girlfriend’s face with his fist, bite her, kick her, almost kill her, and walk away unpunished, no consequences. Full Story

He can wear pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 14:28:00 August 19, 2009 14:28:00

Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story

Unfixable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:11:12 August 18, 2009 08:11:12

It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting Full Story