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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Charity from a douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 09:53:46 August 28, 2009 09:53:46

John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken several years ago when John was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Full Story

His yellow heart is so depressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 08:11:35 August 26, 2009 08:11:35

As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time at the recording studio. Full Story

Feel sorry for him, he’s depressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 18:04:26 August 25, 2009 18:04:26

Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for violently assaulting his girlfriend. Oh yeah, he also tried to kill her. TMZ reports that Brown claims that since he beat Rihanna, and was arrested for it, he’s been “depressed”. Full Story

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:47:00 August 25, 2009 10:47:00

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

Piven’s douche moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 07:26:15 August 24, 2009 07:26:15

Not that this should surprise you but still… Somewhere out there, some women are rewarding these moves. Ed Hardy wearing douchebags are still getting strange, which means this sh-t must work. Jeremy Piven was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago promoting The Goods. Full Story

Keri Hilson: sh-t by association

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 08:29:00 August 20, 2009 08:29:00

Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the life? All he did, after all, was pound his girlfriend’s face with his fist, bite her, kick her, almost kill her, and walk away unpunished, no consequences. Full Story

He can wear pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 14:28:00 August 19, 2009 14:28:00

Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story

Unfixable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:11:12 August 18, 2009 08:11:12

It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting Full Story

Pippy on a big boy bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:30:43 August 14, 2009 07:30:43

Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel Full Story

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Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:44:35 August 12, 2009 07:44:35

Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story