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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:44:35 August 12, 2009 07:44:35

Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story

How to get Strange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 16:39:53 August 10, 2009 16:39:53

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story

How to behave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 14:56:48 August 10, 2009 14:56:48

Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Full Story

Monogrammed Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2009 10:59:26 August 9, 2009 10:59:26

Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand. Full Story

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Douche so smiley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 12:27:01 August 5, 2009 12:27:01

Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all the time, appears to be exceedingly obsequious around the press these days. Full Story

Yellow means humble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 09:03:34 August 5, 2009 09:03:34

Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today – just a formality, the deal was made weeks ago. Full Story

Ryan singled out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:36:55 July 31, 2009 08:36:55

Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting read, definitely some insight into moviemaking. Full Story

Doesn’t he look so sorry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 13:42:43 July 28, 2009 13:42:43

Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face and threatened to kill her, has done nothing in the way of countering violence against women, will not have to go to prison, sits courtside at basketball games, continues to make money, released a half ass, over-rehearsed lame dick apology on YouTube, and gets played at weddings by 10 million people… If I were him I’d be smiling too! I’d be smiling next to two FEMALE police officers – click here Full Story