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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

He peed on Porny’s love

July 14, 2009 16:22:32 Posted at July 14, 2009 16:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

Pippy’s in a pissy mood

July 14, 2009 15:06:01 Posted at July 14, 2009 15:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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Convicted felon has a great time

July 6, 2009 07:51:48 Posted at July 6, 2009 07:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in the community giving back to those less fortunate, no volunteering at women’s shelters, no donations, nothing. Full Story

White Party sh-t list

July 6, 2009 07:31:03 Posted at July 6, 2009 07:31:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara Reid. And Tila Tequila. Full Story

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Isn’t this beneath you?

June 23, 2009 10:34:00 Posted at June 23, 2009 10:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty movies, with with arty artists, and the script is the only thing that matters, remember? What does the Real Emile, the Emile whose insightful film reviews, the Emile who is so arrogant he thinks he’s the first to have thought of the Modern Hamlet, what does the Real Emile think of Transformers? It’s beneath him, non? Oh but Emile must hustle. Full Story

What did she expand?

June 15, 2009 06:47:13 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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Where are your beans???

June 10, 2009 12:24:04 Posted at June 10, 2009 12:24:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the best gossip stories EVER: Remember when Hugh Grant attacked a pap in London with a container full of baked beans? I die. Last night Hugh was at it again. In New York, walking with a friend, unfortunately he had no beans with him so all of a sudden Hugh decides to kick a photographer in the balls. Full Story

Sandra in NY, Ryan in Toronto

June 9, 2009 07:48:12 Posted at June 9, 2009 07:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promoting their film The Proposal. Sandy taped an appearance for Letterman last night, pictured outside the theatre with a Cruella-ish blonde stripe – don’t like but whatever, it’s Sandy. She’s the best. And she had to work with the whiniest. That would be Ryan Reynolds who was in Toronto yesterday for an appearance on MuchMusic, smug foundation face fully intact. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch

June 3, 2009 12:42:00 Posted at June 3, 2009 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here Full Story

Sandy & Smug Bitch

June 2, 2009 08:13:46 Posted at June 2, 2009 08:13:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because it kept looping on the movie channel. And it was never boring. Full Story

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Scarjo Mango

May 28, 2009 11:33:18 Posted at May 28, 2009 11:33:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet & Chandon (hmmmm... I just got the champagne shakes), D&G cosmetics, and was the face of Louis Vuitton last year. Full Story