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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

May 20, 2009 09:51:48 Posted at May 20, 2009 09:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

May 15, 2009 07:27:24 Posted at May 15, 2009 07:27:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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More AssTalk from the Fox

May 13, 2009 11:37:48 Posted at May 13, 2009 11:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ll be inundated with Megan Fox for the next several weeks. Full Story

Punk Ass like Porny?

May 11, 2009 10:22:38 Posted at May 11, 2009 10:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Star 09?

May 7, 2009 07:14:17 Posted at May 7, 2009 07:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Kiefer did this

May 6, 2009 12:00:00 Posted at May 6, 2009 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story

Can you do what he does…

May 6, 2009 07:23:50 Posted at May 6, 2009 07:23:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the fans, he wants the fans to have a great time. Full Story

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Diamonds for the best work

April 30, 2009 16:32:31 Posted at April 30, 2009 16:32:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story

Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu

April 30, 2009 09:18:05 Posted at April 30, 2009 09:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Full Story

Horny, Smug, and Rude

April 29, 2009 06:37:33 Posted at April 29, 2009 06:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, is well aware that he’s worth a billion dollars. Full Story

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Pippy explains the PDA

April 23, 2009 09:14:21 Posted at April 23, 2009 09:14:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For that he should not be applauded. Full Story