Douchebags Articles

Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

You are a humpbacked geek

April 22, 2009 08:29:00 Posted at April 22, 2009 08:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

April 16, 2009 09:26:20 Posted at April 16, 2009 09:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

April 13, 2009 12:03:13 Posted at April 13, 2009 12:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

He’s single…

April 13, 2009 10:55:11 Posted at April 13, 2009 10:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story

Unrepentant BBT

April 10, 2009 10:16:00 Posted at April 10, 2009 10:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a refresher if you missed the story this week – BBT’s shenanigans on CBC radio that have pretty much earned him universal disdain. We can all agree: Billy Bob Thornton is a total douche. Full Story

There’s video!

April 8, 2009 13:03:00 Posted at April 8, 2009 13:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below.  Full Story

Meltdown watch: BBT

April 8, 2009 11:57:44 Posted at April 8, 2009 11:57:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what that means. Literally, he has NO IDEA what that question means. Full Story

I’ll say it for you

April 6, 2009 08:40:26 Posted at April 6, 2009 08:40:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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Where was your father last night?

April 3, 2009 07:57:31 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:57:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Our favourite line

April 2, 2009 09:19:01 Posted at April 2, 2009 09:19:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

Obsessed with her looks? Her???

April 1, 2009 08:56:38 Posted at April 1, 2009 08:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story