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Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 12:42:00 June 3, 2009 12:42:00

Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here Full Story

Sandy & Smug Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:13:46 June 2, 2009 08:13:46

At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because it kept looping on the movie channel. And it was never boring. Full Story

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Scarjo Mango

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 11:33:18 May 28, 2009 11:33:18

She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet & Chandon (hmmmm... I just got the champagne shakes), D&G cosmetics, and was the face of Louis Vuitton last year. Full Story

Punk Ass gay and single?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 08:44:00 May 27, 2009 08:44:00

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story

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She’s singing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 09:07:00 May 26, 2009 09:07:00

Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually. Full Story

Annual on the terrace 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:10:00 May 21, 2009 07:10:00

From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. Full Story

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Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:27:24 May 15, 2009 07:27:24

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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More AssTalk from the Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 11:37:48 May 13, 2009 11:37:48

Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ll be inundated with Megan Fox for the next several weeks. Full Story

Punk Ass like Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:22:38 May 11, 2009 10:22:38

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story