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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Punk Ass like Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:22:38 May 11, 2009 10:22:38

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Kiefer did this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:00:00 May 6, 2009 12:00:00

His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story

Can you do what he does…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 07:23:50 May 6, 2009 07:23:50

Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the fans, he wants the fans to have a great time. Full Story

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Diamonds for the best work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 16:32:31 April 30, 2009 16:32:31

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story

Horny, Smug, and Rude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 06:37:33 April 29, 2009 06:37:33

It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, is well aware that he’s worth a billion dollars. Full Story

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Pippy explains the PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 09:14:21 April 23, 2009 09:14:21

Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For that he should not be applauded. Full Story

You are a humpbacked geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:29:00 April 22, 2009 08:29:00

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 12:03:13 April 13, 2009 12:03:13

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story