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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

There’s video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 13:03:00 April 8, 2009 13:03:00

Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below.  Full Story

Meltdown watch: BBT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 11:57:44 April 8, 2009 11:57:44

Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what that means. Literally, he has NO IDEA what that question means. Full Story

I’ll say it for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:40:26 April 6, 2009 08:40:26

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Our favourite line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 09:19:01 April 2, 2009 09:19:01

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

Obsessed with her looks? Her???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 08:56:38 April 1, 2009 08:56:38

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story

Punching is not allowed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 11:51:14 March 31, 2009 11:51:14

We discussed this yesterday … Violence is never the answer. F-ck! Why not?!?!? Find me someone who doesn’t have the same reaction after seeing these photos. Full Story

Weekend, Week Begin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 08:03:45 March 30, 2009 08:03:45

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad. I realised something the other day. Full Story

Sail off on your weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 15:21:05 March 27, 2009 15:21:05

Truly. He’s amazing... Can we take a moment to appreciate John Mayer? He needs to be appreciated. He deserves a double post today. For sailing off on the weekend in style. This kind of style. It’s John Mayer on the Mayercraft today. His ensemble...it speaks for itself. And his legs...his legs are as toned as Jennifer Aniston’s. Full Story

He will never let us down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 13:24:08 March 17, 2009 13:24:08

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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GOOPy or Douchey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 12:26:00 March 16, 2009 12:26:00

Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I love my GOOPs. And you know she hates Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story