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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Fallon owes Pippy

February 26, 2009 02:57:00 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Ari on trial

February 26, 2009 02:51:55 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. Full Story

Tell John Mayer…

February 24, 2009 13:47:07 Posted at February 24, 2009 13:47:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration for those seeking stimulation along those avenues. Full Story

John on Jolie before Jen

February 19, 2009 12:22:28 Posted at February 19, 2009 12:22:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story

JJ vs The Brange!

February 18, 2009 10:18:21 Posted at February 18, 2009 10:18:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story

Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

February 17, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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James McAvoy > Pips

February 17, 2009 06:32:46 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:32:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have heard from several people at Pebble Beach for the pro-am this weekend where Pippy played along with other celebrities like Peyton Manning, Ray Romano, Kevin James etc. By far, Pip was the top name. By far. So I guess it gave him license to snot people off? The other star golfers were friendly and obliging with autographs and photos. Full Story

Thank Pip for his style

February 16, 2009 08:46:36 Posted at February 16, 2009 08:46:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story

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Pippy expands

February 12, 2009 12:14:00 Posted at February 12, 2009 12:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the Pip yesterday playing in a celebrity golf tournament at Pebble Beach. Ugh. Jealous. Golf season has already started for my husband but I refuse to play when the fairway is still sopping. Of course the fairway at Pebble Beach is not sopping. It’s perfect. And Justin Timberlake can afford the green fees. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass: Joaquin Phoenix

February 12, 2009 06:58:58 Posted at February 12, 2009 06:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Three for three. Maybe it should be a daily feature. It’s must see TV. The video is below – Joaquin Phoenix behaving like a petulant child forced to go Aunt Mabel’s house last night with Letterman. No doubt he’s a douche. But the question this morning, on top of his recent shenanigans – the rapping, the retirement – was this just another chapter in his unfunny, ongoing F-ck You vanity project? Casey Affleck travelled with Joaquin to New York, attended the Letterman taping with him, and was seen with his camera, presumably documenting the entire awkward, embarrassing experience. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

February 11, 2009 13:17:43 Posted at February 11, 2009 13:17:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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