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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Why so pained?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 09:34:08 March 16, 2009 09:34:08

And has Robert Pattinson created an open-mouth epidemic? Almost every photo of Ginnifer Goodwin last night at the Metropolitan Opera gala features her with a slack jaw looking miserable. The few shots of her smiling looks like she’s being tortured…and it’s too bad, really, because she’s was dressed up so beautifully. Full Story

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Joaquin scuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:45:24 March 12, 2009 06:45:24

That loser was in Miami last night “performing”. Was heckled from the crowd and deservedly so which prompted Joaquin to jump the dude. Melee ensued, Phoenix is hauled away, Casey Affleck naturally shot the whole thing, and they probably laughed about it at the hotel afterwards the entire night. Full Story

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If he was your dad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 17:14:25 March 9, 2009 17:14:25

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story

Van Morrison > Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 06:41:00 March 3, 2009 06:41:00

Obviously. Jimmy Fallon Late Night premiere – did you watch? Can’t blame him for being totally cranked the entire time. It was the first show after all. Hopefully he’ll dial it back, chill out going forward. I buzzed for a full hour afterwards. There were ups, there were downs. The De Niro interview I enjoyed. Full Story

Life is Breezy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 06:25:00 March 2, 2009 06:25:00

As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, at all, at the same time, in my opinion, she doesn’t deserve the scorn. Full Story

Ari cries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 11:16:00 February 27, 2009 11:16:00

As reported yesterday, Jeremy Piven was in New York for a hearing where he was expected to defend himself against a grievance filed by the producers of Speed-the-Plow alleging that he bailed out on the production not because of mercury poisoning but because he was bored and partying too hard. Piven spoke about his illness in front of a panel of ten consisting of 5 actors and 5 producers. Full Story

Fallon owes Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:57:00 February 26, 2009 02:57:00

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Ari on trial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:51:55 February 26, 2009 02:51:55

This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. Full Story

Tell John Mayer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 13:47:07 February 24, 2009 13:47:07

That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration for those seeking stimulation along those avenues. Full Story

John on Jolie before Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 12:22:28 February 19, 2009 12:22:28

Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story

JJ vs The Brange!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 10:18:21 February 18, 2009 10:18:21

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story