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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Not a star, just a liar?

September 19, 2008 07:21:12 Posted at September 19, 2008 07:21:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off Full Story

Virus Victims are Worthless

September 2, 2008 07:01:14 Posted at September 2, 2008 07:01:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood Ebola. The effects of the disease are clearly irreversible, incurable. Full Story

Now he’s Christopher Nolan

August 29, 2008 08:44:26 Posted at August 29, 2008 08:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Sit DOWN Vanessa Hudgens

August 25, 2008 13:02:00 Posted at August 25, 2008 13:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell:Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived in town yesterday – seen here in these exclusive photos by Punkd Images – and decided to drop in for some luxury shopping at Holt Renfrew before heading to the venue. Full Story

Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel

August 20, 2008 11:05:24 Posted at August 20, 2008 11:05:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Full Story

Like Talking to Oprah

August 18, 2008 07:29:40 Posted at August 18, 2008 07:29:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

August 15, 2008 07:54:17 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

A bitchy Bush

August 14, 2008 12:47:00 Posted at August 14, 2008 12:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story

Manslinger’s next move?

August 14, 2008 07:29:20 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:29:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Pissing Douche runs away?

August 13, 2008 07:01:01 Posted at August 13, 2008 07:01:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in the right place at the right time during the course of their romance have also checked in to say the tips have suddenly stopped. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins

August 6, 2008 08:16:00 Posted at August 6, 2008 08:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story

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