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Justin at Au Fudge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2016 18:29:18 February 23, 2016 18:29:18
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TMZ reported today that Janet Jackson has been confirmed to perform at the first major sporting event since, well, you know. Apparently she’ll be singing at the Dubai World Cup, “the world’s richest horse race”. I’m so happy to learn this. Full Story

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Leo’s lawyers work fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2016 15:50:58 January 28, 2016 15:50:58
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Yesterday I wrote about Leonardo DiCaprio and Don’s Plum, the film he shot almost 20 years ago with his boys Tobey Maguire and Kevin Connolly that he and Tobey had blocked from North America. Click here for a refresher. As mentioned, the filmmaker decided to make Don’s Plum available online for free. Full Story

Leo is sensitive to the “persecuted” woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2016 16:36:31 January 8, 2016 16:36:31

This morning Parade posted their new interview with Leonardo DiCaprio. The Revenant (Struggler) opens in wide release today. Leo talks a lot about his work as an environmental activist and humanitarian and how he feels a moral obligation to do more with his platform, because otherwise greed will win: Parade: You’re famous and rich, you can have all the women you want, do whatever you like, and instead you decide you’re going to concern yourself about the fires killing orangutans in Indonesia. Full Story

Friday, December 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I finally had a chance last night to check out Billy On The Street’s Escape From Scientology (thanks Kelly!). The video was released earlier this week and, well, I don’t want to say too much but Rachel Dratch has to make it through a harrowing Xenu-themed obstacle course.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you noticed how often Charlie Sheen publicly accuses women of lying? He’s accused Denise Richards of lying. He’s accused Brooke Mueller of lying. He’s accused several ex-girlfriends of lying. And now he’s accusing one of his former “goddesses” Bree Olson of lying.  Read Full Intro

Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 20:55:38 November 18, 2015 20:55:38
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Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here Full Story

Did Gwen play Gavin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2015 15:50:59 November 9, 2015 15:50:59
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton officially confirmed they’re dating last week. Also, The Voice goes live this week. Excellent timing, non? But does that mean they’re not legit? No. It just means they’re exploiting their new relationship for their show. It’s a risky move though, specifically because their situation is so fresh. Full Story

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Patrick Dempsey avoids divorce?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2015 15:02:19 November 9, 2015 15:02:19
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Jillian Fink, Patrick Dempsey’s wife, filed for divorce in January. At the time, it was reported that she was tired of his “out of control ego”. Click here for a refresher. Then Patrick got killed off Grey’s Anatomy. Rumour has it Shonda Rhimes was done with his sh-tty attitude. Full Story

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Amber gives the finger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2015 14:56:44 October 29, 2015 14:56:44
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's father conspired to punk her for Overhaulin’ for an episode to air next week. Amber has a 1968 Mustang. You see it in pap shots all the time. It also apparently gets stolen all the time. So the setup was that they made her believe it was stolen again and the cops would come but instead of helping her find her car, they ended up Twi-Harding Johnny Depp. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: Justin Bieber & Shawn Mendes edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2015 19:49:39 September 16, 2015 19:49:39
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t too. When it’s baby boy sh-t though, it’s even more hilarious. As you know, Justin Bieber is trying to age. We’re seeing him move into the next stage of his career. No more mall singing. He wants to be played at the club. Full Story

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