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The Artist vs the Critic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2016 18:07:02 April 18, 2016 18:07:02

A new interview with The Artist, James Franco, with Jerry Saltz, for New York Magazine. Interesting because Jerry and his wife have sh-t on The Artist’s work before, once writing that “at this point George W Bush is actually a better artist than James Franco”. Full Story

Leo howls like a wolf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2016 17:11:24 March 1, 2016 17:11:24
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As you may have heard, Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his Oscar on Sunday and broke Oscar Twitter records in the process as people around the world expressed their happiness about his achievement. Full Story

Casey Affleck went Joaquin Phoenix on Stephen Colbert

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 24, 2016 14:29:30 February 24, 2016 14:29:30
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I texted Lainey the other night after seeing Casey Affleck’s new movie, Triple 9, that I think he might have A Moment coming. She agreed, but then he went on Late Night with Stephen Colbert to promote the movie and had an awkward interview, and she was like, maybe that moment won’t come after all. Full Story

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Justin at Au Fudge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2016 18:29:18 February 23, 2016 18:29:18
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TMZ reported today that Janet Jackson has been confirmed to perform at the first major sporting event since, well, you know. Apparently she’ll be singing at the Dubai World Cup, “the world’s richest horse race”. I’m so happy to learn this. Full Story

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Leo’s lawyers work fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2016 15:50:58 January 28, 2016 15:50:58
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Yesterday I wrote about Leonardo DiCaprio and Don’s Plum, the film he shot almost 20 years ago with his boys Tobey Maguire and Kevin Connolly that he and Tobey had blocked from North America. Click here for a refresher. As mentioned, the filmmaker decided to make Don’s Plum available online for free. Full Story

Leo is sensitive to the “persecuted” woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2016 16:36:31 January 8, 2016 16:36:31

This morning Parade posted their new interview with Leonardo DiCaprio. The Revenant (Struggler) opens in wide release today. Leo talks a lot about his work as an environmental activist and humanitarian and how he feels a moral obligation to do more with his platform, because otherwise greed will win: Parade: You’re famous and rich, you can have all the women you want, do whatever you like, and instead you decide you’re going to concern yourself about the fires killing orangutans in Indonesia. Full Story

Friday, December 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I finally had a chance last night to check out Billy On The Street’s Escape From Scientology (thanks Kelly!). The video was released earlier this week and, well, I don’t want to say too much but Rachel Dratch has to make it through a harrowing Xenu-themed obstacle course.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you noticed how often Charlie Sheen publicly accuses women of lying? He’s accused Denise Richards of lying. He’s accused Brooke Mueller of lying. He’s accused several ex-girlfriends of lying. And now he’s accusing one of his former “goddesses” Bree Olson of lying.  Read Full Intro

Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 20:55:38 November 18, 2015 20:55:38
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Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here Full Story