Douchebags Articles

Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Taking credit…for everything

July 30, 2008 07:24:53 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Summer Buzz

July 28, 2008 06:33:15 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:33:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

The Child Star Standard

July 28, 2008 06:06:28 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story

Lust Fool

July 22, 2008 07:18:18 Posted at July 22, 2008 07:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story

Carb Face and his gray pants

July 21, 2008 08:17:00 Posted at July 21, 2008 08:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a saying in Chinese: One type rice feeds one hundred type people. Sort of like…to each their own. Or, as my mother so gracefully reminded me when I told her one day that I could get away with a short skirt: whores eat our rice too. If you can eat like a whore, you can dress like a whore. Full Story

Barenaked Douchebag

July 17, 2008 12:20:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 12:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story

Broken Friendships, Broken Homes

July 17, 2008 07:58:18 Posted at July 17, 2008 07:58:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story

Pippy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 06:36:16 Posted at July 17, 2008 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story