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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Shelfy’s Best Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 12:05:00 September 29, 2008 12:05:00

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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An Ingrate killed Doug Ross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 12:50:00 September 23, 2008 12:50:00

Who would George Clooney be without Doug Ross? ER MADE George Clooney. And ER is concluding this year after 15 seasons, bringing back almost every familiar face to commemorate the occasion…save one. George Clooney has officially confirmed that he has no interest in reprising the role that launched his superstardom. Full Story

Major League Upgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 15:23:00 September 22, 2008 15:23:00

Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a athletic upgrade even MORE impressive than Porny’s. Full Story

Not a star, just a liar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:21:12 September 19, 2008 07:21:12

Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off Full Story

Virus Victims are Worthless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 07:01:14 September 2, 2008 07:01:14

It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood Ebola. The effects of the disease are clearly irreversible, incurable. Full Story

Now he’s Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 08:44:26 August 29, 2008 08:44:26

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Sit DOWN Vanessa Hudgens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 13:02:00 August 25, 2008 13:02:00

Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell:Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived in town yesterday – seen here in these exclusive photos by Punkd Images – and decided to drop in for some luxury shopping at Holt Renfrew before heading to the venue. Full Story

Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 11:05:24 August 20, 2008 11:05:24

Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Full Story

Like Talking to Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 07:29:40 August 18, 2008 07:29:40

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:54:17 August 15, 2008 07:54:17

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

A bitchy Bush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 12:47:00 August 14, 2008 12:47:00

Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story