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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Manslinger’s next move?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:29:20 August 14, 2008 07:29:20

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Pissing Douche runs away?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:01:01 August 13, 2008 07:01:01

The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in the right place at the right time during the course of their romance have also checked in to say the tips have suddenly stopped. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 08:16:00 August 6, 2008 08:16:00

And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story

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The Other Knucklehead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 16:41:05 August 5, 2008 16:41:05

A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. Full Story

Junior plays dress-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 07:18:51 August 5, 2008 07:18:51

It’s only Tuesday but this definitely takes it. The Rossum of the Week, perhaps Rossum enough to out-Rossum herself. Although if you ask me, I’d still rather look at these photos than have to watch her “home video” Full Story

To borrow from Harold & Kumar…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 10:51:41 August 4, 2008 10:51:41

Chad Michael Murray has date rape face. A very bad case of it. We rented it this weekend, like the perfect Saturday night for my husband. The beach, then a barbecue, and Harold & Kumar 2…enhanced. Anyway, Kumar finds out the love of his life is marrying some preppy pretty boy called Colton Graham. Full Story

Taking credit…for everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:24:53 July 30, 2008 07:24:53

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Summer Buzz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:33:15 July 28, 2008 06:33:15

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

The Child Star Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:06:28 July 28, 2008 06:06:28

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story