Douchebags Articles

Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Barenaked Douchebag

July 17, 2008 12:20:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 12:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story

Broken Friendships, Broken Homes

July 17, 2008 07:58:18 Posted at July 17, 2008 07:58:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story

Pippy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 06:36:16 Posted at July 17, 2008 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story

Ugly Junior kissy face

July 16, 2008 11:42:55 Posted at July 16, 2008 11:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior also leaned in for a kiss. Full Story

Princess AssTalk gets a tumour!

July 16, 2008 11:24:00 Posted at July 16, 2008 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl is an ungrateful bitch. And Shonda Rhimes is going to punish her. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Following her asstalking remarks a few weeks ago about withdrawing her Emmy nomination because in her estimation the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t deserve one, Katie has become Public Enemy #1 at GA. Full Story

Pip eats without his ass

July 9, 2008 16:16:05 Posted at July 9, 2008 16:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

Groupie Sex

July 9, 2008 08:37:47 Posted at July 9, 2008 08:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Full Story

Junior’s First Daughter

July 3, 2008 13:58:00 Posted at July 3, 2008 13:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

June 27, 2008 06:47:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Big Brother Pays for Pam

June 26, 2008 08:52:28 Posted at June 26, 2008 08:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. A filthy scab hired to show up randomly just to push her tits together and breathe a few words. Full Story

Of course he is

June 25, 2008 07:35:13 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:35:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’s contrived. Full Story