Douchebags Articles

Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

To borrow from Harold & Kumar…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 10:51:41 August 4, 2008 10:51:41

Chad Michael Murray has date rape face. A very bad case of it. We rented it this weekend, like the perfect Saturday night for my husband. The beach, then a barbecue, and Harold & Kumar 2…enhanced. Anyway, Kumar finds out the love of his life is marrying some preppy pretty boy called Colton Graham. Full Story

Taking credit…for everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:24:53 July 30, 2008 07:24:53

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Summer Buzz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:33:15 July 28, 2008 06:33:15

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

The Child Star Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:06:28 July 28, 2008 06:06:28

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story

Lust Fool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 07:18:18 July 22, 2008 07:18:18

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story

Carb Face and his gray pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 08:17:00 July 21, 2008 08:17:00

There’s a saying in Chinese: One type rice feeds one hundred type people. Sort of like…to each their own. Or, as my mother so gracefully reminded me when I told her one day that I could get away with a short skirt: whores eat our rice too. If you can eat like a whore, you can dress like a whore. Full Story

Barenaked Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 12:20:00 July 17, 2008 12:20:00

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story

Broken Friendships, Broken Homes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 07:58:18 July 17, 2008 07:58:18

In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story