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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Anne and Mr Shady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:28:00 April 4, 2008 06:28:00

Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has something cooking with Harvey Weinstein, not exactly a bastion of honour either. Full Story

His Best Moment in Years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 09:34:00 April 2, 2008 09:34:00

The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a sex tape – the one that he made with Kimmel’s security guard Veatrice. Full Story

What Happens in Vegas is a Busted Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:17:00 March 31, 2008 06:17:00

Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on Saturday at Kids’ Choice where she received the Wannabe Award. Full Story

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Please. Shut. Your. Ass.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2008 09:40:00 March 28, 2008 09:40:00

Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity?Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. Full Story

How Could He Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 09:23:00 March 24, 2008 09:23:00

Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story

KFed Jr Stefani Rossdale Jolie Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 11:39:00 March 19, 2008 11:39:00

For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story

Golddigger Pay Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 09:35:00 March 17, 2008 09:35:00

Well…she got paid, Heather Mills did. But significantly less than what she’s been angling for. “Only” £25 million, roughly US$50 million which is major cash for people like us… but really not so much for people who live the luxe life. And for someone who was originally asking for over £100, it’s obviously not exactly an ideal settlement – on her terms. Full Story

My Rumey’s Red Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 10:05:00 March 14, 2008 10:05:00

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story

Chav on Wheels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:20:00 March 11, 2008 11:20:00

Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story

It’s About Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 09:45:00 March 10, 2008 09:45:00

Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story