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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Ben Affleck and the nanny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2015 13:05:30 July 29, 2015 13:05:30

US Weekly has the exclusive – Ben Affleck is dating a woman who used to be the nanny. Her name is Christine Ouzounian, 28 years old. Supposedly she and Ben started dating during Ben and Jennifer Garner’s secret 10 month trial separation. Whatever. We’ve already analysed the legitimacy of that 10 month trial separation – click here Full Story

Shia words on video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2015 19:37:20 July 27, 2015 19:37:20
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Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth were in Germany a few days ago. They were caught on camera in a fight as they were exiting a cab. She was pulling on his bag, asking him to stay. He ended up getting into a car without her with some random sketchy locals who filmed him ranting about how she pushed him to that point. Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg knows his words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2015 15:41:47 July 15, 2015 15:41:47
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Jesse Eisenberg was at Comic-Con. Was Jesse Eisenberg at Comic-Con because he’s in a small budget, independent movie shot in a café in Brooklyn from a screenplay written on an old-fashioned typewriter? Actually, no. Jesse was at Comic-Con for a movie called Batman vs Superman. Full Story

Thanks, Ben Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2015 15:03:50 June 25, 2015 15:03:50
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PBS has decided to suspend the third season of Finding Your Roots as the result of an internal investigation… Whatever. Basically PBS has suspended the third season of Finding Your Roots because of Ben Affleck. You’ll recall, once he learned that some of his ancestors were slave owners, Ben asked the show to censor their findings. Full Story

Diddy attacks with a kettlebell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 14:13:59 June 23, 2015 14:13:59
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Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at practice. Full Story

Crossing Mark Wahlberg’s line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2015 13:23:23 June 16, 2015 13:23:23
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It occurred to me when I was writing today’s open about Chris Pratt and the Sexiest Man Alive that Mark Wahlberg has never been the Sexiest Man Alive. He’s a possibility, I guess. He’d probably be a popular one, for some. Full Story

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Leo sues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2015 20:16:40 June 8, 2015 20:16:40
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Leonardo DiCaprio is suing French magazine Oops! over a story they ran about him getting Rihanna pregnant but that he doesn’t want to have anything to do with the baby. According to TMZ, Leo’s people contacted Oops! to tell them they were full of sh-t, and the French gossips were like, yeah, we know, whatever. Full Story

Chris Brown’s idea of romantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2015 16:42:15 June 5, 2015 16:42:15
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Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran broke up 3 months ago, when she found out that another woman had his baby after a one night stand which… really? Like is safe sex extinct now? We couldn’t get away from that message when I was a teenager growing up in the 80s and 90s. It’s terrifying. Full Story

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Winning back Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2015 14:20:31 June 2, 2015 14:20:31
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After spending part of last week in LA to celebrate daughter Lily Rose’s 16th birthday, Johnny Depp has returned to Australia to resume work on Pirates 5. Apparently authorities held him and Amber Heard on his private jet for an hour to search the aircraft to go through their luggage, extra suspicious now because of the dogs incident. Full Story

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