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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

The Avengers are TOO PEPPY

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 23, 2015 18:51:14 April 23, 2015 18:51:14

We’ve said it before—the Avengers are the coolest club in Hollywood. When you put that group together, they’re a marketing flak’s wet dream. They sell themselves, they sell the movie, they sell the ongoing pop cultural domination of Marvel simply by showing up. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio’s party protégé got chokeholded at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2015 17:24:44 April 14, 2015 17:24:44
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Justin Bieber, who’s often on the same party schedule as Leonardo DiCaprio, and who partied with Leo a few weeks ago, and was at Coachella at the same time as Leo, was reportedly chokeholded at Coachella the other day when he tried to get backstage for Drake’s set. According to TMZ Full Story

Long Island Yard Sale

Maria Posted by Maria at April 14, 2015 14:42:28 April 14, 2015 14:42:28
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Yesterday, a short post on Lindsay and Dina Lohan showed up on TMZ, and it involved Dina selling Lindsay’s stuff - shoes, clothes, furniture, artwork – that is being stored at Dina’s house. Basically, the Lohans have entered Judge Judy territory. If you watched the docuseries Lindsay, aka “Lindsay smokes and bitches about moving,” you’ll know that she has a lot of sh-t. Full Story

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Leo at Coachella: an annual tradition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2015 12:54:40 April 13, 2015 12:54:40
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You know who couldn’t make it to Coachella this year? Vanessa Hudgens. How many times have we seen Hudgens fringed up like an asshole every April in Palm Springs? But she had to work. You know who couldn’t miss Coachella this year? Leonardo DiCaprio. Of course. Parties are a priority on his schedule. Full Story

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John Mayer: the “thinking man’s fiasco”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2015 15:42:18 March 9, 2015 15:42:18
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I said it about Justin Timberlake and it applies to John Mayer – a quote by Maya Angelou: “When someone shows you who they are believe them.” How long have we been sh-tting on John Mayer for? A long time. Because he keeps showing us who he is. And still, for whatever reason, maybe it’s the music, I can’t say for sure since I don’t like the music, there’s always been an unwillingness to accept that he won’t change. Full Story

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Emile Hirsch scraps at Sundance

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 20:27:57 January 27, 2015 20:27:57
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It's been a while since we've written about Emile Hirsch, one of my all-time least favorite people of the celebrity persuasion (click here and here for why Lainey can't stand him). Full Story

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Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 13:39:04 January 26, 2015 13:39:04
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Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams confirmed their split this weekend. Here’s the statement from her publicist: "Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have mutually decided to end their marriage of almost 6 years. It is a respectful, amicable parting of ways and both Mandy and Ryan are asking for media to respect their privacy at this time. Full Story

The young girlfriend problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2015 15:07:01 January 5, 2015 15:07:01
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Well, maybe it’s not a problem. Robin Thicke was in Vegas for New Year’s with his girlfriend, April Love Geary. She’s 19. They had dinner together. Then he went to the club and she…went back to their suite? You have to 21 to get in to the bars. So Robin was alone at midnight. Full Story

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Aaron Sorkin on the gender “degree of difficulty”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2014 16:12:18 December 16, 2014 16:12:18
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The alarm went off this morning. I dropped my eyes. I picked up my phone. There was a text from Duana: “Can we just have a weekly column called f-ck off Aaron Sorkin?!?” Then I opened my browser. And there it was. Aaron Sorkin’s latest f-ck off moment, this time comparing male and female award-winning roles and declaring that it’s a higher “degree of difficulty” for the men. Full Story

Marky Mark wants to lead not follow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2014 16:44:08 December 11, 2014 16:44:08
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Check out Mark Wahlberg and his congenial wife, Rhea Durham, at the premiere of The Gambler last night. As you know, Mark’s been in the news lately because he’s requested a pardon for beating people up when he was 16. At the time he spat out some racial slurs to go along with his punches. Full Story

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Pardoning Marky Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:10:55 December 8, 2014 14:10:55
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When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

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