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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2015 15:19:16 May 8, 2015 15:19:16
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The last few days of Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2015 13:38:21 May 6, 2015 13:38:21
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As you know, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Milan last Thursday for Mr Armani’s 40th anniversary party. Click here for a refresher. Two days after that he was in Vegas on Saturday night for the fight. Leo was that guy who watched the event through his phone. Full Story

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Who’s undercover?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2015 21:16:22 April 30, 2015 21:16:22
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Earlier I posted photos of Tina Turner and Tom Cruise in Milan for the Armani anniversary. Even Janet Jackson was photographed. And she’s practically a recluse these days. So… tell me… Who do you think it is under this blanket? The person who can’t just walk out of a hotel like all the others without looking like a f-cking asshole? The person who hates the attention but never hesitates to benefit from the attention. Full Story

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Adam Sandler’s new movie is so offensive no one wants to be in it

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 24, 2015 14:24:53 April 24, 2015 14:24:53
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Adam Sandler is making a new movie, The Ridiculous 6, which is slated to air on Netflix at some point. It’s a spoof of Westerns, the title is a play on The Magnificent Seven, and it stars Sandler as a guy who’s raised in a band of Apaches after being adopted by them as a child. It’s the kind of premise that, were it masterminded by Mel Brooks, could probably be really f*cking funny, but the minute I heard Sandler was coming for my heritage, I felt a chill. Full Story

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The Avengers are TOO PEPPY

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 23, 2015 18:51:14 April 23, 2015 18:51:14

We’ve said it before—the Avengers are the coolest club in Hollywood. When you put that group together, they’re a marketing flak’s wet dream. They sell themselves, they sell the movie, they sell the ongoing pop cultural domination of Marvel simply by showing up. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio‚Äôs party protégé got chokeholded at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2015 17:24:44 April 14, 2015 17:24:44
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Justin Bieber, who’s often on the same party schedule as Leonardo DiCaprio, and who partied with Leo a few weeks ago, and was at Coachella at the same time as Leo, was reportedly chokeholded at Coachella the other day when he tried to get backstage for Drake’s set. According to TMZ Full Story

Long Island Yard Sale

Maria Posted by Maria at April 14, 2015 14:42:28 April 14, 2015 14:42:28
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Yesterday, a short post on Lindsay and Dina Lohan showed up on TMZ, and it involved Dina selling Lindsay’s stuff - shoes, clothes, furniture, artwork – that is being stored at Dina’s house. Basically, the Lohans have entered Judge Judy territory. If you watched the docuseries Lindsay, aka “Lindsay smokes and bitches about moving,” you’ll know that she has a lot of sh-t. Full Story

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Leo at Coachella: an annual tradition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2015 12:54:40 April 13, 2015 12:54:40
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You know who couldn’t make it to Coachella this year? Vanessa Hudgens. How many times have we seen Hudgens fringed up like an asshole every April in Palm Springs? But she had to work. You know who couldn’t miss Coachella this year? Leonardo DiCaprio. Of course. Parties are a priority on his schedule. Full Story

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John Mayer: the ‚Äúthinking man‚Äôs fiasco‚ÄĚ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2015 15:42:18 March 9, 2015 15:42:18
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I said it about Justin Timberlake and it applies to John Mayer – a quote by Maya Angelou: “When someone shows you who they are believe them.” How long have we been sh-tting on John Mayer for? A long time. Because he keeps showing us who he is. And still, for whatever reason, maybe it’s the music, I can’t say for sure since I don’t like the music, there’s always been an unwillingness to accept that he won’t change. Full Story

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Emile Hirsch scraps at Sundance

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 20:27:57 January 27, 2015 20:27:57
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It's been a while since we've written about Emile Hirsch, one of my all-time least favorite people of the celebrity persuasion (click here and here for why Lainey can't stand him). Full Story

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