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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Leo at Coachella: an annual tradition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2015 12:54:40 April 13, 2015 12:54:40
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You know who couldn’t make it to Coachella this year? Vanessa Hudgens. How many times have we seen Hudgens fringed up like an asshole every April in Palm Springs? But she had to work. You know who couldn’t miss Coachella this year? Leonardo DiCaprio. Of course. Parties are a priority on his schedule. Full Story

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John Mayer: the “thinking man’s fiasco”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2015 15:42:18 March 9, 2015 15:42:18
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I said it about Justin Timberlake and it applies to John Mayer – a quote by Maya Angelou: “When someone shows you who they are believe them.” How long have we been sh-tting on John Mayer for? A long time. Because he keeps showing us who he is. And still, for whatever reason, maybe it’s the music, I can’t say for sure since I don’t like the music, there’s always been an unwillingness to accept that he won’t change. Full Story

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Emile Hirsch scraps at Sundance

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 20:27:57 January 27, 2015 20:27:57
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It's been a while since we've written about Emile Hirsch, one of my all-time least favorite people of the celebrity persuasion (click here and here for why Lainey can't stand him). Full Story

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Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 13:39:04 January 26, 2015 13:39:04
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Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams confirmed their split this weekend. Here’s the statement from her publicist: "Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have mutually decided to end their marriage of almost 6 years. It is a respectful, amicable parting of ways and both Mandy and Ryan are asking for media to respect their privacy at this time. Full Story

The young girlfriend problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2015 15:07:01 January 5, 2015 15:07:01
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Well, maybe it’s not a problem. Robin Thicke was in Vegas for New Year’s with his girlfriend, April Love Geary. She’s 19. They had dinner together. Then he went to the club and she…went back to their suite? You have to 21 to get in to the bars. So Robin was alone at midnight. Full Story

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Aaron Sorkin on the gender “degree of difficulty”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2014 16:12:18 December 16, 2014 16:12:18
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The alarm went off this morning. I dropped my eyes. I picked up my phone. There was a text from Duana: “Can we just have a weekly column called f-ck off Aaron Sorkin?!?” Then I opened my browser. And there it was. Aaron Sorkin’s latest f-ck off moment, this time comparing male and female award-winning roles and declaring that it’s a higher “degree of difficulty” for the men. Full Story

Pardoning Marky Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:10:55 December 8, 2014 14:10:55
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When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

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Art is party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2014 20:35:23 December 3, 2014 20:35:23
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Art Basel Miami opens tomorrow. It’s supposed to be about art. Sure. That’s why Leonardo DiCaprio is there. For the art. That’s why we always see pictures of celebrities there, this time of year, getting sh-tfaced and wearing terrible t-shirts. I’m talking to you, Puff Daddy Diddy. Full Story

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Models are like cupcakes at Leo’s 40th

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 14:23:23 November 13, 2014 14:23:23
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Leonardo DiCaprio turned 40 this week. Of course there was a party. It happened in LA on Tuesday night at Soho House. A lot of his famous “bros” were there. Tyrese posted this photo (attached) on Instagram. At this writing, it’s not been reported that any of his famous female friends were in attendance. Full Story

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Robin Thicke: Halloween pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2014 16:07:20 October 27, 2014 16:07:20
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Gustavo Caballero/ Getty

Milestones. This will be Robin Thicke’s first Halloween not married to Paula Patton. According to TMZ, he celebrated with generosity. Apparently he hit up a costume store the other day with 4 women: “Thicke hit up Trashy Lingerie -- a supplier of celebrity undies -- and we're told he dropped $2,800 on his harem of hotties . Full Story