Drew Barrymore & the Poor Player Perv

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sightings in NYC – Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff spent the weekend being a couple about town, holding hands, making out, not hiding their new love.

Major score for him…major downgrade for her.

Then again, Drew’s taste has always been… unorthodox. And Zach on the surface would appear to fit the mold. But dig a little deeper and it’s super cheese. I mean, at least Fab was cool, you know? As least Spike Jonze was quirky and arty.

But Zach Braff? Zach Braff with the lame play?

Zach Braff who sends a soldier in to line up 9s and 10s before making his lame ass moves? Who then drops the lamest lines ever?

You have a nice bottom. You have a hot bod. You have nice breasts.

Is Zach Braff worthy of Drew Barrymore? Hell nah.

See attached of a beautiful Drew at an undated Inez Van Lamsweerde / Vinoodh Matadin photo shoot. Girl is getting better year after year - photos from thefashionspot.com


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