Dumbass Articles
Ryan Porter from msn.ca is reporting that Shenae Grimes is a first class b-tch... Full Story
As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. Which means more paid parties with Samantha Ronson. The two went shopping the other day at Dior, then this morning, Lilo was spotted at LAX, presumably catching a flight to Toronto where Sam is booked to DJ at The Courthouse tonight. Full Story
In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. Full Story
Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done by Mike Holmes. She was practically vibrating. Full Story
If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet so amazing it’s like Airplane: every time you watch it, there’s something else to laugh at. Full Story
This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story
I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes more money. Full Story
Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview... Full Story
It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. Full Story
What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story
It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story
Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes... Full Story
What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel... Full Story
Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story
Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith and Derek, there is the always strong Sandra Oh with a new hot crazy quivering love interest in Kevin McKidd and I grudgingly like Izzie and Karev and of course, the way they’ve been treating the lesbian storyline between Callie and Dr Hahn…which is now, officially, dead. Full Story
Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line... Full Story
It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced. No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe. Full Story
Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story
New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the fried chicken! Dumb creative, non? Full Story
TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. Full Story
