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This is not helping the way you think it’s helping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 19:28:09 May 17, 2017 19:28:09
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PEOPLE just published an “exclusive” on Johnny Depp today. The headline: Johnny Depp Is Dating Again After Divorce and Staying 'Focused' Amid Financial Crisis, Source Says Here’s what else the source says: “He is taking work seriously and seems healthy,” a source close to the actor tells PEOPLE in the new issue. Full Story

Chris Pratt: (Middle) American Hero

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 21, 2017 19:24:06 April 21, 2017 19:24:06
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Men's Fitness

Chris Pratt is currently promoting Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and as such is on the cover of Men’s Fitness. I have begun to feel like the more we hear from Pratt the less we like him, and I don’t think this interview is going to help much. There are several points to get through but let’s start here: “I really feel there’s common ground out there that’s missed because we focus on the things that separate us. Full Story

Katy Perry’s purpose

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at February 22, 2017 15:53:21 February 22, 2017 15:53:21
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No, that's not a Bieber reference. If you haven't heard, Katy Perry has coined the term "purposeful pop" in reference to her new song Chained to the Rhythm. The music video was released yesterday. I'll get to the video. First, let's unpack why Katy thinks this song is so full of purpose. Full Story

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Warner Brothers would rather talk to Mel Gibson than a woman

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 16, 2017 14:25:36 February 16, 2017 14:25:36
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Long headline in place solely to f*ck up Warner Brothers’ SEO. Because Warner Brothers would rather talk to MEL GIBSON than a woman. Courtesy Deadline, we found out yesterday that Warners is talking to Gibson about directing Suicide Squad 2. Full Story

Gigi mocks the Buddha

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2017 16:05:15 February 7, 2017 16:05:15
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At our old house, my ma, the Squawking Chicken, had a big-bellied smiling Budda placed mid-landing up the stairs. You saw him as soon as you opened the door, which was the intention: to have a jolly Buddha greeting everyone as they walked in, like a happy blessing. Ma used to tell people that rubbing his belly would bring good luck. Full Story

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Anonymous Oscar Voter showing their ass again

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 1, 2017 17:46:48 February 1, 2017 17:46:48

It’s become an annual tradition during award season, for Academy members to give anonymous opinions that almost invariably end up showing their ass and this year is no different. This time it’s Anonymous Oscar Voter talking to Michael Musto of The Daily Beast, and it starts out well enough. Full Story

Rihanna vs. a troll

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 31, 2017 16:40:58 January 31, 2017 16:40:58
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If Azealia Banks didn’t have social media as an outlet for her obnoxious rants, would she even exist? It’s the internet troll version of “if a tree falls in a forest…” The reason we are even acknowledging Banks’ existence today is because she crawled out from under the moldy, dilapidated bridge she lives under to disrespect Rihanna Full Story