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“I’m not a Feminist, but…”

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2014 16:05:00 September 23, 2014 16:05:00
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Lainey sent me the Billboard article about Meghan Trainor because she likes to see me rage. HEADLINE:  “I don’t consider myself a feminist” CONTEXTUAL QUOTE:  "I don't consider myself a feminist, but I'm down for my first opportunity to say something to the world to be so meaningful. Full Story

Drama anywhere, any time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 17:07:38 September 2, 2014 17:07:38
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This is why I keep comparing Justin Bieber to Lindsay Lohan. Because it's ALWAYS something. It's always chaos. There's always drama. And it's never their fault. JB went home to Stratford, ON for Labour Day long weekend. He had Selena Gomez with him. They spent time with the family. Full Story

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Daddy Dearest

Maria Posted by Maria at August 28, 2014 15:22:09 August 28, 2014 15:22:09
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For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story

How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 20:14:53 August 21, 2014 20:14:53
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I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher copies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2014 16:19:34 August 12, 2014 16:19:34
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For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s digital and original and smart, smart enough to sniff out the next, smart enough to be able to see a trend before it becomes one, smart enough to be more than just some douchebag who throws money at sh-t. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s career goals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2014 19:47:44 August 7, 2014 19:47:44

Kristen Stewart covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s representing Chanel. Which is why this shoot is in a grocery store. You’ll recall, Karl Lagerfeld presented the Chanel F/W 2014 collection at a venue staged to look like a supermarket. Click here Full Story

Character development by Kellan Lutz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2014 16:09:09 August 5, 2014 16:09:09
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Kellan Lutz was in London yesterday with the cast of The Expendables 3. You know, the movie franchise featuring the greatest thespians of our time? He was asked at a press conference about his character. Kellan took the opportunity to talk about how layered his performance is. Because he’s playing someone who’s an enigma, John Smilee, a mystery who will be unravelled in upcoming installments. Full Story

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Gary Oldman apologises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2014 13:52:37 June 25, 2014 13:52:37

So you’ve heard about this Gary Oldman Playboy interview, right? Oldman’s defenders tried to make it sound like he was taken out of context. How could he be taken out of context when the magazine posted the transcript? Others are saying that Oldman was simply “illustrating the absurd by being absurd”. Full Story

Joan Rivers vs Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2014 16:10:44 June 24, 2014 16:10:44
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Joan Rivers wrote a new book. Have you seen the Joan Rivers documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work? I highly recommend. It’s pop culture required viewing. Not only because she’s funny and obnoxious and kind of crazy but because it gives you some idea of the HUSTLE of being semi-famous, the struggle that’s required just to maintain in Hollywood. Full Story

Porny in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:04:17 June 23, 2014 20:04:17
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story