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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Gary Oldman apologises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2014 13:52:37 June 25, 2014 13:52:37

So you’ve heard about this Gary Oldman Playboy interview, right? Oldman’s defenders tried to make it sound like he was taken out of context. How could he be taken out of context when the magazine posted the transcript? Others are saying that Oldman was simply “illustrating the absurd by being absurd”. Full Story

Joan Rivers vs Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2014 16:10:44 June 24, 2014 16:10:44
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Joan Rivers wrote a new book. Have you seen the Joan Rivers documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work? I highly recommend. It’s pop culture required viewing. Not only because she’s funny and obnoxious and kind of crazy but because it gives you some idea of the HUSTLE of being semi-famous, the struggle that’s required just to maintain in Hollywood. Full Story

Porny in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:04:17 June 23, 2014 20:04:17
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s road habits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2014 16:41:23 June 11, 2014 16:41:23
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Ben Affleck is working on Batman vs Superman in Detroit. Detroit is a quick ride from Windsor, Ontario, where there’s a casino. I am familiar with this casino. I used to hit this casino in university, sometimes several times a week, blowing my rent money on blackjack. That was a problem, an almost serious problem. Full Story

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James Franco, gossip columnist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2014 16:10:34 June 10, 2014 16:10:34
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I made a mistake. Duana and I are working in our hotel room in Banff between meetings. I just made her read James Franco’s new short story, ostensibly about Lindsay Lohan but, really, about how he’s the new Walter Winchell. What a waste of time, time we don’t really have. So she’s mad at me. Full Story

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Any party will do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 15:06:02 June 5, 2014 15:06:02
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Leonardo DiCaprio was in Cannes. Just to party. And one night he showed up to party at the same place as Justin Bieber and Ebola Paris Hilton. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote at the time: “And there it is. That’s my problem with Leo’s choices. Full Story

Comma asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 14:43:05 June 3, 2014 14:43:05
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story

Celebrities are idiots: Charlize Theron edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2014 15:36:16 May 30, 2014 15:36:16
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Charlize Theron has been doing press for A Million Ways To Die In The West. During an interview with Sky News, she was asked about being famous, and whether or not it’s intrusive. The journalist started reading to her headlines about her that he pulled off Google. It was uncomfortable. She was irritated. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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I’d rather look at her than listen to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2014 18:37:22 April 9, 2014 18:37:22
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Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with a married man who also happens to be her analyst. Full Story