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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Why is it always a Lamborghini?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 14:44:04 January 23, 2014 14:44:04
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You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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Katy Perry on love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2014 15:52:07 January 22, 2014 15:52:07

People keep sh-tting on Miley. On Gaga. And Katy Perry, she just skates right through it. Why? Is it because she sings about roaring female empowerment? Is it female empowerment if it’s hollow? "I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women." – Katy Perry Katy Perry covers the new GQ. Full Story

Johnny’s “great match”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2014 14:56:40 January 21, 2014 14:56:40
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The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. Full Story

Madonna’s apology sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2014 20:37:15 January 20, 2014 20:37:15
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Madonna posted a photo of her son Rocco on Instagram the other day with the caption: "No one messes with Dirty Soap! Mama said knock you out! #disn---a." Only the word wasn’t dashed out. You can imagine the reaction. So she pulled down the message and replaced it with something else. Full Story

More like POINTLESS Break

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 10, 2014 15:43:05 January 10, 2014 15:43:05
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Splash

The Golden Age of Sh*tastic Action Movies (1984-1991) is marked by certain watershed films: Exterminator 2, Miami Connection, Invasion: USA, Gymkata, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and, of course, the greatest achievements in sh*tastic action filmmaking, Road House and Point Break. You can’t replicate the conditions that existed in the 1980s which made this magnificent time in cinema possible, mostly because importing that much cocaine is a class-one felony. Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:07:28 December 26, 2013 16:07:28

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

From entitlement to plagiarism

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2013 15:58:28 December 17, 2013 15:58:28

This Shia LaBeouf situation… Here’s the abbreviated version: Shia LaBeouf made a short film about a film critic. It was screened in Cannes in 2012. On Monday he posted it online which is when it became obvious that LaBeouf had lifted the plot and several passages, WORD FOR WORD, from a comic written in 2007 by Daniel Clowe. Full Story

Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 17:22:46 December 9, 2013 17:22:46
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A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story

James Franco > Robert De Niro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2013 20:05:50 December 2, 2013 20:05:50
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Here are James Franco and Seth Rogen with some puppies on the set of their new movie. So… about that Bound 2 parody video that they made… Wasn’t funny to me. Sorry? I thought the original was funny. Like, hilarious. James and Seth? Not really. What’s the gag? That two straight dudes are simulating the sex? Not my kind of humour. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the people who eat with sticks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2013 14:01:15 November 25, 2013 14:01:15
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I’m not writing an entire essay on why Katy Perry’s performance at the AMAs sucked. There are academics who will and have already. My job as a gossip blogger is to point out that she is a f-cking idiot, following Dean’s example – click here Full Story

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Justin Timberlake does accents now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2013 13:37:02 November 25, 2013 13:37:02
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Is he? Did he just…? No. No he isn’t. He can’t be. He wouldn’t. Of course he would. Justin Timberlake thinks he can do anything. Justin Timberlake tried on a Bajan accent last night while accepting his award while reminding people that he can’t be “genre-d” because he was nominated for “pop, rock, and soul r&b”. Full Story

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