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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Ben Affleck’s road habits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2014 16:41:23 June 11, 2014 16:41:23
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Ben Affleck is working on Batman vs Superman in Detroit. Detroit is a quick ride from Windsor, Ontario, where there’s a casino. I am familiar with this casino. I used to hit this casino in university, sometimes several times a week, blowing my rent money on blackjack. That was a problem, an almost serious problem. Full Story

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James Franco, gossip columnist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2014 16:10:34 June 10, 2014 16:10:34
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I made a mistake. Duana and I are working in our hotel room in Banff between meetings. I just made her read James Franco’s new short story, ostensibly about Lindsay Lohan but, really, about how he’s the new Walter Winchell. What a waste of time, time we don’t really have. So she’s mad at me. Full Story

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Any party will do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 15:06:02 June 5, 2014 15:06:02
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Leonardo DiCaprio was in Cannes. Just to party. And one night he showed up to party at the same place as Justin Bieber and Ebola Paris Hilton. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote at the time: “And there it is. That’s my problem with Leo’s choices. Full Story

Comma asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 14:43:05 June 3, 2014 14:43:05
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story

Celebrities are idiots: Charlize Theron edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2014 15:36:16 May 30, 2014 15:36:16
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Charlize Theron has been doing press for A Million Ways To Die In The West. During an interview with Sky News, she was asked about being famous, and whether or not it’s intrusive. The journalist started reading to her headlines about her that he pulled off Google. It was uncomfortable. She was irritated. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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I’d rather look at her than listen to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2014 18:37:22 April 9, 2014 18:37:22
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Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with a married man who also happens to be her analyst. Full Story

Celebrities and social media: James Franco edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 14:52:48 April 3, 2014 14:52:48

A 17 year old girl, soon to be 18, called Lucy, went to New York this week to pre-celebrate her milestone birthday. She went to see a few shows. At some point, after Of Mice & Men, she met James Franco. They took some pictures. She posted those pictures on social media, tagging him in some of the shots. Full Story

Not all Hercules are created equal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2014 14:30:57 March 25, 2014 14:30:57
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Cinemacon is happening in Vegas right now. Cinemacon is about box office, movies that go boom. Yesterday was the Paramount presentation and Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there to promote Hercules, opening in July. Here’s the first photo:  Full Story

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Robin’s public appeals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2014 19:40:01 February 28, 2014 19:40:01
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Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far. And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

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