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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

James Franco’s not a creep, just a victim of social media

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 15:55:40 April 4, 2014 15:55:40

Click here for a refresher on the time James Franco wanted to get a hotel room to share with a 17 year old girl called Lucy on social media. She posted their exchanges online which is when the whole world found out he’s a gross pervy loser. Full Story

Celebrities and social media: James Franco edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 14:52:48 April 3, 2014 14:52:48

A 17 year old girl, soon to be 18, called Lucy, went to New York this week to pre-celebrate her milestone birthday. She went to see a few shows. At some point, after Of Mice & Men, she met James Franco. They took some pictures. She posted those pictures on social media, tagging him in some of the shots. Full Story

Not all Hercules are created equal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2014 14:30:57 March 25, 2014 14:30:57
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Cinemacon is happening in Vegas right now. Cinemacon is about box office, movies that go boom. Yesterday was the Paramount presentation and Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there to promote Hercules, opening in July. Here’s the first photo:  Full Story

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Robin’s public appeals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2014 19:40:01 February 28, 2014 19:40:01
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Todd DC/ AKM-GSI/ Splash

Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far. And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

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Smirk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:38:25 January 24, 2014 14:38:25
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Pacific Coast News

Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

Why is it always a Lamborghini?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 14:44:04 January 23, 2014 14:44:04
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Bauer, FameFlynet

You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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Katy Perry on love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2014 15:52:07 January 22, 2014 15:52:07

People keep sh-tting on Miley. On Gaga. And Katy Perry, she just skates right through it. Why? Is it because she sings about roaring female empowerment? Is it female empowerment if it’s hollow? "I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women." – Katy Perry Katy Perry covers the new GQ. Full Story

Johnny’s “great match”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2014 14:56:40 January 21, 2014 14:56:40
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. Full Story

Madonna’s apology sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2014 20:37:15 January 20, 2014 20:37:15
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WENN

Madonna posted a photo of her son Rocco on Instagram the other day with the caption: "No one messes with Dirty Soap! Mama said knock you out! #disn---a." Only the word wasn’t dashed out. You can imagine the reaction. So she pulled down the message and replaced it with something else. Full Story

More like POINTLESS Break

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 10, 2014 15:43:05 January 10, 2014 15:43:05
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Splash

The Golden Age of Sh*tastic Action Movies (1984-1991) is marked by certain watershed films: Exterminator 2, Miami Connection, Invasion: USA, Gymkata, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and, of course, the greatest achievements in sh*tastic action filmmaking, Road House and Point Break. You can’t replicate the conditions that existed in the 1980s which made this magnificent time in cinema possible, mostly because importing that much cocaine is a class-one felony. Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:07:28 December 26, 2013 16:07:28

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story