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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

James Franco on 12 Years A Slave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2013 14:53:33 November 14, 2013 14:53:33
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Bauer-Griffin

James Franco, The Artist, reviewed 12 Years A Slave for VICE this week. I wonder if it’s a stipulation for Franco, whenever he writes for anyone, that he will not be edited. Not for content but for the basics. Like the proper title of the movie which is 12 Years A Slave and not Twelve Years A Slave. Full Story

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A bitch slap for blackface

Maria Posted by Maria at November 13, 2013 20:24:28 November 13, 2013 20:24:28
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WENN

Before Halloween I didn’t really know, nor care, who Julianne Hough was. To me, she was the mediocre girl in Rock of Ages. Now she’s the girl who went out for Halloween in blackface. I think she got off way too easy and I still can’t decide if it was a stunt. Why would she leave her hair blonde and her eyes blue? I mean, if you are going to do that to your face because of your commitment to the character, why not go all the way? Because she still wanted to be easily recognized, that’s why. Full Story

Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 14:00:26 October 29, 2013 14:00:26
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North Woods/ Splash, INF

If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the new Cosmopolitan: "Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. Full Story

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Julianne Hough has no friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2013 13:44:05 October 28, 2013 13:44:05
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off by the time she left. Full Story

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Ellen Pompeo’s perspective

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2013 14:54:40 October 7, 2013 14:54:40
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FameFlynet, Michael Buckner/ Getty

Thursday marks the 200th episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes, and cast members have been publicising the event. Ellen Pompeo was particularly candid in an interview with the New York Post, addressing the notorious departures of both Isaiah Washington and Katherine Heigl. Full Story

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Superman eats alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2013 18:08:16 October 2, 2013 18:08:16
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Photopi/ Splash

Check out Henry Cavill in Rome, eating alone. How would you feel about this series of photos if not for the Kaley Cuoco incident? I would probably feel more…kind. I would miss him for Gina Carano. I might even envy it. Eating alone, with a book, or the newspaper, or a great magazine is an indulgence. Full Story

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 13:32:22 October 1, 2013 13:32:22
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Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

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Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 14:44:03 September 26, 2013 14:44:03
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Full Story

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An Education

Duana Posted by Duana at September 16, 2013 18:36:35 September 16, 2013 18:36:35
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Getty Images

Do you ever play the alternate career game?  I have so many. I’d be a wardrobe stylist for a show, or a translator, or sometimes, on certain days, I think I’d be a high school teacher, "Dangerous Minds"-style, challenging and asking questions and gently nudging kids to understand that actually these old people were writing about them. Full Story

Katherine Heigl is going to be great!

Maria Posted by Maria at September 16, 2013 14:18:56 September 16, 2013 14:18:56

Last week, The Hollywood Reporter posted a thorough (if not-so-surprising) piece on the antics of Katherine Heigl and her momager, Nancy. Click here a refresher. Difficult, abrasive, and her own worst enemy – that pretty much sums up Katherine’s reputation. Full Story

Katherine Heigl “isn’t worth it”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 15:11:35 September 12, 2013 15:11:35
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The Hollywood Reporter posted an analysis of Katherine Heigl’s career yesterday. Have you read it? According to the article, Heigl basically pissed away her film career by mouthing off about her projects and being a bitch on set. And it’s not just her, it’s also her mother, aka her best friend, who makes outrageous demands about everything from money to accommodations to casting and scripting and more. Full Story