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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Armie’s underwhelming summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 15:23:20 August 30, 2013 15:23:20
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Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? According to Sarah, he was actually supposed to be Batman once a few years ago for a project that fell apart. Full Story

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JT’s shades of Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:53:50 August 27, 2013 13:53:50
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Here are Justin Timberlake and Mrs Timberlake out for dinner last night in New York, 24 hours after reuniting with ‘N SYNC for 2 minutes at the VMAs. According to US Weekly, JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey were kinda hurt that they weren’t given more airtime. Full Story

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Aloof AND Self-possessed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 13:27:35 August 23, 2013 13:27:35
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There’s a new Rooney Mara profile in the NYT Times magazine. She doesn’t call herself aloof this time. No, she doesn’t. But the word does appear in a list of words the writer cites as adjectives that have been used in the past to describe her. Which is why Rooney had to come up with something new…? I promise you, I tried. Full Story

Franco van Gogh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 12:52:49 August 22, 2013 12:52:49

Nothing like starting off the day with a mega eye roll. No one delivers mega eye roll like James Franco. Franco movies, Franco books, Franco poetry, Franco sculpture, Franco painting… Now Franco TV. It was announced yesterday that the Ovation network in the US will launch James Franco Presents in November, a 10 part “anthology series” that will, according Robert Weiss, the network’s chief creative officer, show “the word of art through James’ eyes. Full Story

Avril Lavigne is frenching Winnie Cooper

Dean Posted by Dean at August 21, 2013 15:20:33 August 21, 2013 15:20:33

Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about to gripe like the resurrected ghost of Andy Rooney, but I just know that whatever is supposed to be appealing about this video is lost on anyone over 11 and the whole thing just makes me feel so much, and so tired. Full Story

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Slum Bear can’t keep a secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2013 12:55:53 August 19, 2013 12:55:53
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It’s been widely speculated that Jennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol even though FOX has yet to officially confirm the news. Networks normally like to do this on their own terms, maximising the coverage. Sure. But that only works if the star isn’t dating a famewhore backup dancer. Full Story

Leo and Toni on the court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 14:49:22 August 16, 2013 14:49:22
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Leonardo DiCaprio continues his Spanish vacation – he was in Ibiza last week and now he and girlfriend Toni Garrn are in Mallorca (home of Rafael Nadal!). They played tennis, then went home on their bikes. Here’s something that makes me crazy: people playing sports in inappropriate footwear. Full Story

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The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:32:47 August 16, 2013 13:32:47

She has a website now: LindsayLohan.com Why? Presumably to help you be more like her, Lindsay Lohan, a f-cking loser. There are posts dedicated to Chanel, “timeless, classic, chic”, with vintage Chanel fragrance ads you can find on any google search or Pinterest board, only Lohan thought of it first, you know? There’s also an entry featuring her video for Rumours, remember that? “Why can’t they back off me? Why can’t they let me live. Full Story

Robert Pattinson's downgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 17:32:41 August 15, 2013 17:32:41
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Now that he and Kristen Stewart are no longer together, Robert Pattinson's living on his own, in a Beverly Hills mansion, and enjoying a single summer. With Carey Mulligan? Or Zoe Saldana? Or Keira Knightley? Or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? The A List? Not exactly. According to E! News Full Story

Gwyneth’s “significant problem areas”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 19:27:05 August 14, 2013 19:27:05
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Thanks to Belinda, who forwarded me this article written by Tracy Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer and business partner. It’s a long piece, and I’m not sure what it’s about, because I skipped directly to the part where she talks about G. And, frankly, this is what I’d recommend you do too. Full Story

JB gets naked for grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2013 16:43:17 August 12, 2013 16:43:17

TMZ posted these photos of a naked Justin Bieber holding a guitar in front of his Bieber at his grandmother’s last year at Thanksgiving. He’d slept in and was late to join family and friends. So, to lighten the moment, he decided to make his entrance wearing no clothing, serenading granny. Full Story