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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

JB gets naked for grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2013 16:43:17 August 12, 2013 16:43:17

TMZ posted these photos of a naked Justin Bieber holding a guitar in front of his Bieber at his grandmother’s last year at Thanksgiving. He’d slept in and was late to join family and friends. So, to lighten the moment, he decided to make his entrance wearing no clothing, serenading granny. Full Story

Great! See ya later!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 16:13:02 August 6, 2013 16:13:02
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Chris Brown. On his Twitter: Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album. Being famous is amazing when it's for ur music and talent. I'm tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. Full Story

Armie Hammer’s snit-fit

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 6, 2013 13:42:00 August 6, 2013 13:42:00
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I wonder which is more uncomfortable—promoting a movie that you know sucks, or promoting a movie after it tanks? Based on Armie Hammer’s recent interviews, he does not seem to be enjoying promoting The Lone Ranger in the wake of its disastrous performance this summer—and let’s take a moment to laugh that they’re still shilling for that movie—but is it any worse than having to promote Mirror Mirror? These are the questions I wish someone would ask. Full Story

JT and the underground Chinese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 13:48:44 July 31, 2013 13:48:44

Here’s what I like about the new Justin Timberlake video for Take Back The Night: -it’s not 8 minutes long -his rolled up pants (but not as much I like them on Zachary Quinto) -that dope little kid with the badass moves -great aerial footage from his concert Here’s what made me laugh during the new Justin Timberlake video for Take Back The Night -his black bib or bulletproof vest, however you want to see it -how he’s fronting like he hasn’t just ripped off MJ -how he drives away from the real people in the real neighbourhood in his toy vintage car to go back to his gated community -for the first time, he doesn’t look like a teenager anymore. Full Story

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The real star of Avril Lavigne’s new video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 16:15:39 July 26, 2013 16:15:39
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Avril Lavigne was out in LA shooting a new video yesterday. Emily, who is our site coordinator, sent me a note last night comparing the look to Tank Girl. As in how dare this goddamn bitch disrespect Tank Girl!? Oh it’s more of the same Avril. Avril in heavy eyeliner. Avril making devil signs with her hands, sticking out her tongue, wearing brand new combat boots that will never be scuffed. Full Story

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Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming

Dean Posted by Dean at July 26, 2013 15:02:16 July 26, 2013 15:02:16
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Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug habits. Full Story

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Birthday Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 17:42:14 July 25, 2013 17:42:14
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Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I was shooting a promo with the co-hosts of The Social, Melissa Grelo, Traci Melchor, and Cynthia Loyst. Full Story

Teen Wolf Batman

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 25, 2013 15:42:41 July 25, 2013 15:42:41
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In a rumor that amazingly did not come from an Onion article, MTV’s Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoechlin is supposedly up for the role of Batman in the Man of Steel sequel to be titled either Superman vs. Batman or Batman vs. Superman, depending on which tests better with adolescent males. Wait, let’s back this up and give it a minute to sink in. Full Story

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Superman needs a partner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2013 14:46:04 July 22, 2013 14:46:04
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It could have been a different Henry Cavill who showed up at Comic-Con this year. Off the success of his debut as Superman in Man Of Steel, winning over the nerd folk with his performance, Comic-Con could have been his victory party …only… well… he took some baggage to San Diego. Full Story

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Are they offering refunds?

Maria Posted by Maria at July 18, 2013 14:42:23 July 18, 2013 14:42:23
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Crowdfunding for movies with established stars attached – it’s all a bit confusing isn’t it? Like, why would I give money to James Franco? (Read Sarah’s thoughts on it here). Not that I’m telling anyone how to spend their money, but $40 for a T-shirt from a movie that hasn’t even been made? Non-profit and charity fundraisers must be weeping. Full Story

Stealing: Still not okay

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 16, 2013 18:49:32 July 16, 2013 18:49:32
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Popular horror geek and blogger Lianne Spiderbaby (real name: Lianne MacDougall, secondary occupation: Quentin Tarantino’s girlfriend) got caught up in a plagiarism scandal over the weekend. Here’s what happened: Someone tipped off Mike White at Impossible Funky (among others) that MacDougall was plagiarizing for her FEARnet column, “Spiderbaby’s Terror Tapes”. Full Story