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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Leo and Toni on the court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 14:49:22 August 16, 2013 14:49:22
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Leonardo DiCaprio continues his Spanish vacation – he was in Ibiza last week and now he and girlfriend Toni Garrn are in Mallorca (home of Rafael Nadal!). They played tennis, then went home on their bikes. Here’s something that makes me crazy: people playing sports in inappropriate footwear. Full Story

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The Lindsay Lohan Lifestyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2013 13:32:47 August 16, 2013 13:32:47

She has a website now: LindsayLohan.com Why? Presumably to help you be more like her, Lindsay Lohan, a f-cking loser. There are posts dedicated to Chanel, “timeless, classic, chic”, with vintage Chanel fragrance ads you can find on any google search or Pinterest board, only Lohan thought of it first, you know? There’s also an entry featuring her video for Rumours, remember that? “Why can’t they back off me? Why can’t they let me live. Full Story

Robert Pattinson's downgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 17:32:41 August 15, 2013 17:32:41
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Now that he and Kristen Stewart are no longer together, Robert Pattinson's living on his own, in a Beverly Hills mansion, and enjoying a single summer. With Carey Mulligan? Or Zoe Saldana? Or Keira Knightley? Or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? The A List? Not exactly. According to E! News Full Story

Gwyneth’s “significant problem areas”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2013 19:27:05 August 14, 2013 19:27:05
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Thanks to Belinda, who forwarded me this article written by Tracy Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer and business partner. It’s a long piece, and I’m not sure what it’s about, because I skipped directly to the part where she talks about G. And, frankly, this is what I’d recommend you do too. Full Story

JB gets naked for grandma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2013 16:43:17 August 12, 2013 16:43:17

TMZ posted these photos of a naked Justin Bieber holding a guitar in front of his Bieber at his grandmother’s last year at Thanksgiving. He’d slept in and was late to join family and friends. So, to lighten the moment, he decided to make his entrance wearing no clothing, serenading granny. Full Story

Great! See ya later!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2013 16:13:02 August 6, 2013 16:13:02
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Chris Brown. On his Twitter: Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album. Being famous is amazing when it's for ur music and talent. I'm tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. Full Story

Armie Hammer’s snit-fit

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 6, 2013 13:42:00 August 6, 2013 13:42:00
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I wonder which is more uncomfortable—promoting a movie that you know sucks, or promoting a movie after it tanks? Based on Armie Hammer’s recent interviews, he does not seem to be enjoying promoting The Lone Ranger in the wake of its disastrous performance this summer—and let’s take a moment to laugh that they’re still shilling for that movie—but is it any worse than having to promote Mirror Mirror? These are the questions I wish someone would ask. Full Story

JT and the underground Chinese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 13:48:44 July 31, 2013 13:48:44

Here’s what I like about the new Justin Timberlake video for Take Back The Night: -it’s not 8 minutes long -his rolled up pants (but not as much I like them on Zachary Quinto) -that dope little kid with the badass moves -great aerial footage from his concert Here’s what made me laugh during the new Justin Timberlake video for Take Back The Night -his black bib or bulletproof vest, however you want to see it -how he’s fronting like he hasn’t just ripped off MJ -how he drives away from the real people in the real neighbourhood in his toy vintage car to go back to his gated community -for the first time, he doesn’t look like a teenager anymore. Full Story

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The real star of Avril Lavigne’s new video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 16:15:39 July 26, 2013 16:15:39
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Avril Lavigne was out in LA shooting a new video yesterday. Emily, who is our site coordinator, sent me a note last night comparing the look to Tank Girl. As in how dare this goddamn bitch disrespect Tank Girl!? Oh it’s more of the same Avril. Avril in heavy eyeliner. Avril making devil signs with her hands, sticking out her tongue, wearing brand new combat boots that will never be scuffed. Full Story

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Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming

Dean Posted by Dean at July 26, 2013 15:02:16 July 26, 2013 15:02:16
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Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug habits. Full Story

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Birthday Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 17:42:14 July 25, 2013 17:42:14
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Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I was shooting a promo with the co-hosts of The Social, Melissa Grelo, Traci Melchor, and Cynthia Loyst. Full Story