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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Superman & Nerd Girl lasted 10 days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2013 15:37:22 July 12, 2013 15:37:22
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On July 1, US Weekly broke the news that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco were dating. The next day, Cuoco conveniently got papped at the nail bar. The day after that, Cuoco and Cavill were shot together on a hike in the hills by a photographer who just, you know, woke up and decided it would be a good place to hang out for several hours that day in the hopes that Superman would just show up. Full Story

Song for a Dictator

Maria Posted by Maria at July 2, 2013 18:06:47 July 2, 2013 18:06:47
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If you’re a dictator then dictate on the floor… Celebrity appearances are always super interesting to me, because it is such a clear indicator of where a celebrity brand stands. Birthday parties for Middle Eastern princes, front row at fashion shows, hip hop stars at Bat Mitzvahs…if you have the money, the celebrity experience – a performance, a personal shout-out, a photo – is up for grabs. Full Story

Belly Cupping: Stranger Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2013 14:49:45 June 27, 2013 14:49:45
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Wenn, Sellebrity RICK/ Splash

What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet? A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant woman who offered up her baby, in utero. Full Story

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Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2013 14:01:30 June 10, 2013 14:01:30
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Wenn, Andrew H. Walker/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off initially because the lips were drawn exactly on the lip line. Full Story

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Jonah Hill is serious, bro

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 6, 2013 13:35:34 June 6, 2013 13:35:34

To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And in a group that includes Franco, who’s built a vacation house up his own ass, that’s kind of a problem. Full Story

Mrs Timberlake needs new management

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2013 14:45:13 June 4, 2013 14:45:13
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As you know, Mrs Timberlake’s work schedule isn’t exactly heavy. Deadline posted yesterday that she’s fired her management. The wording of the article is hilarious as Deadline reports that CAA is supposedly “scrambling” to keep her as a client: “(Mrs Timberlake) discharged her managers late last week, and she will decide her future this week with CAA. Full Story

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Courtney and Frances Forever

Maria Posted by Maria at May 31, 2013 14:21:20 May 31, 2013 14:21:20
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The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story

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Baby drives a fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:58:04 May 28, 2013 19:58:04
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Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story

How To GOOP Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 17:56:56 May 16, 2013 17:56:56

A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us what the styling experience was like. Full Story

Slum Bride?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 16:55:12 May 16, 2013 16:55:12
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Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single Live It Up. Full Story

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Hack the GOOP Trip

Dean Posted by Dean at May 15, 2013 16:40:03 May 15, 2013 16:40:03

It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. Full Story