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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Aaaaand... there’s video

April 23, 2013 20:32:29 Posted at April 23, 2013 20:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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To go along with her mug shot, there’s now video of Reese Witherspoon, Southern Belle America’s Sweetheart, in handcuffs following her arrest in Atlanta the other night for, well, essentially being a b-tch to a cop who was stopping her husband from driving around intoxicated and endangering the public. Full Story

This may not be true by the time I land

April 23, 2013 14:16:24 Posted at April 23, 2013 14:16:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought about writing this article yesterday. Eventually I decided against it because if they got into a fight, it would have been a waste of my time and then I’d have to write another article to update the situation. It is now 10:30pm ET. So far, they haven’t changed their minds yet. Full Story

Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

April 22, 2013 16:18:06 Posted at April 22, 2013 16:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

The Stupidest

April 19, 2013 17:17:35 Posted at April 19, 2013 17:17:35
Dean Posted by Dean
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If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such a moron of a guest that it's bringing tv hosts to tears. Full Story

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This again?!

April 19, 2013 15:16:34 Posted at April 19, 2013 15:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ,  Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Full Story

Honestly, Jessica Alba

April 17, 2013 19:30:14 Posted at April 17, 2013 19:30:14
Maria Posted by Maria
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Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

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Anne Frank & Justin Bieber

April 15, 2013 18:54:07 Posted at April 15, 2013 18:54:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times Full Story

What do these 4 have in common?

April 12, 2013 15:28:25 Posted at April 12, 2013 15:28:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

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Points for just showing up

April 10, 2013 15:33:20 Posted at April 10, 2013 15:33:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman last night. You may have already heard about their “awkward” exchange when he pressed her on her rehab and when she’s going and her addictions, etc, but when you watch it back, you’ll see it wasn’t awkward. It was banter. She actually sasses him. Full Story

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Only one person is giggling

April 9, 2013 15:00:36 Posted at April 9, 2013 15:00:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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These photos came with the following caption from the agency: “Charlize Theron and Seth Macfarlane were seen giggling and laughing as they left dinner together at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA” I see Seth MarFarlane giggling, sure. I don’t see Charlize Theron giggling. Full Story

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Is James Franco hard for Ryan Gosling?

April 5, 2013 19:28:24 Posted at April 5, 2013 19:28:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A legendary movie critic, movie lover, movie fanatic has just passed. In his place? Why not James Franco? James Franco has just gifted us with another movie review at the Huffington Post, this time on The Place Beyond The Pines, only it’s not so much about the film than about Ryan Gosling. Full Story