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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Baby drives a fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2013 19:58:04 May 28, 2013 19:58:04
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Butch Dill/ Getty

Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story

How To GOOP Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 17:56:56 May 16, 2013 17:56:56

A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us what the styling experience was like. Full Story

Slum Bride?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 16:55:12 May 16, 2013 16:55:12
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FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single Live It Up. Full Story

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Hack the GOOP Trip

Dean Posted by Dean at May 15, 2013 16:40:03 May 15, 2013 16:40:03

It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. Full Story

Slum Love vs DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 15:10:55 May 9, 2013 15:10:55
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Christopher Peterson/ Santi/ Splash

Jennifer Lopez is in New York promoting her new album. Here she is on the publicity circuit yesterday looking great in leather pants and wedge sneakers, a trend that’s lasting a lot longer than I expected it to, and a sheer, peter pan collar black dress with off-white pumps. Great. It’s always great when Slum Bear isn’t around. Full Story

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What are the chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 15:12:39 May 6, 2013 15:12:39

Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story

As IF Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 13:29:57 May 6, 2013 13:29:57
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WENN

Or maybe it’s As IF everyone else. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Atlanta on Saturday with husband Jim Toth and an Atlanta PD baseball cap. Because she’s totally best friends with them now, after DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM-ing them two weeks ago. And that’s not even the most embarrassingly obvious part of this photo opportunity. Full Story

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She’s pretty articulate when she’s drunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2013 18:09:16 May 3, 2013 18:09:16
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FameFlynet

TMZ has released more dash-cam audio/video of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta. This one might be my favourite. At this point, Reese and Jim Toth are in the back seat of the cop car. She’s still trying to pull rank on the officer about who she is and how he’s turned the situation into a “national news” event. Full Story

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Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2013 14:07:27 May 3, 2013 14:07:27
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WENN

The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community service and it’s like it all never happened, you know?, the fact that he drove drunk and could have murdered someone. Full Story

Reese acts sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 15:06:23 May 2, 2013 15:06:23
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WENN

It was a solid performance by Reese Witherspoon on Good Morning America today. Her voice was exactly the right level -- low, quiet, measured. She played humble and contrite. She said the right things -- being accountable, her actions were not acceptable, and doing whatever it takes to make it right. Full Story

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GOOP on fellatio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 19:43:49 May 1, 2013 19:43:49
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WENN

Why can’t this be the subject of a GOOP newsletter instead of recipes and meditation? Fellatio is Wellness, non? Last week Gwyneth Paltrow told us that her bush is styled for the 70s. Then we learned that when she and her girls, like Cameron Diaz, get together for sleepover parties, maybe they run around naked trimming their pubes Full Story