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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

What are the chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 15:12:39 May 6, 2013 15:12:39

Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story

As IF Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2013 13:29:57 May 6, 2013 13:29:57
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Or maybe it’s As IF everyone else. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Atlanta on Saturday with husband Jim Toth and an Atlanta PD baseball cap. Because she’s totally best friends with them now, after DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM-ing them two weeks ago. And that’s not even the most embarrassingly obvious part of this photo opportunity. Full Story

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Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2013 14:07:27 May 3, 2013 14:07:27
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The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community service and it’s like it all never happened, you know?, the fact that he drove drunk and could have murdered someone. Full Story

Reese acts sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2013 15:06:23 May 2, 2013 15:06:23
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It was a solid performance by Reese Witherspoon on Good Morning America today. Her voice was exactly the right level -- low, quiet, measured. She played humble and contrite. She said the right things -- being accountable, her actions were not acceptable, and doing whatever it takes to make it right. Full Story

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GOOP on fellatio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2013 19:43:49 May 1, 2013 19:43:49
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Why can’t this be the subject of a GOOP newsletter instead of recipes and meditation? Fellatio is Wellness, non? Last week Gwyneth Paltrow told us that her bush is styled for the 70s. Then we learned that when she and her girls, like Cameron Diaz, get together for sleepover parties, maybe they run around naked trimming their pubes Full Story

Aaaaand... there’s video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 20:32:29 April 23, 2013 20:32:29
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To go along with her mug shot, there’s now video of Reese Witherspoon, Southern Belle America’s Sweetheart, in handcuffs following her arrest in Atlanta the other night for, well, essentially being a b-tch to a cop who was stopping her husband from driving around intoxicated and endangering the public. Full Story

This may not be true by the time I land

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 14:16:24 April 23, 2013 14:16:24

I thought about writing this article yesterday. Eventually I decided against it because if they got into a fight, it would have been a waste of my time and then I’d have to write another article to update the situation. It is now 10:30pm ET. So far, they haven’t changed their minds yet. Full Story

Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2013 16:18:06 April 22, 2013 16:18:06
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For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

The Stupidest

Dean Posted by Dean at April 19, 2013 17:17:35 April 19, 2013 17:17:35
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If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such a moron of a guest that it's bringing tv hosts to tears. Full Story

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This again?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2013 15:16:34 April 19, 2013 15:16:34
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I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ,  Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Full Story