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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Honestly, Jessica Alba

Maria Posted by Maria at April 17, 2013 19:30:14 April 17, 2013 19:30:14
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Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick need for us, even though you don’t want to admit it, to pine for her WASP life. Full Story

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Anne Frank & Justin Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 18:54:07 April 15, 2013 18:54:07

“I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times Full Story

What do these 4 have in common?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 15:28:25 April 12, 2013 15:28:25
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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

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Points for just showing up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2013 15:33:20 April 10, 2013 15:33:20
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Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman last night. You may have already heard about their “awkward” exchange when he pressed her on her rehab and when she’s going and her addictions, etc, but when you watch it back, you’ll see it wasn’t awkward. It was banter. She actually sasses him. Full Story

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Only one person is giggling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2013 15:00:36 April 9, 2013 15:00:36
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These photos came with the following caption from the agency: “Charlize Theron and Seth Macfarlane were seen giggling and laughing as they left dinner together at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA” I see Seth MarFarlane giggling, sure. I don’t see Charlize Theron giggling. Full Story

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Is James Franco hard for Ryan Gosling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2013 19:28:24 April 5, 2013 19:28:24
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A legendary movie critic, movie lover, movie fanatic has just passed. In his place? Why not James Franco? James Franco has just gifted us with another movie review at the Huffington Post, this time on The Place Beyond The Pines, only it’s not so much about the film than about Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan infects Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2013 13:59:47 March 28, 2013 13:59:47
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But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t unfamiliar with being hit up for cash money these days. Full Story

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Making enemies of rich people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 19:40:09 March 27, 2013 19:40:09

It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up and down his street aggressively in his new ride, supposedly threatening the safety of his neighbours. Full Story

Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 15:51:36 March 27, 2013 15:51:36
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Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story

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Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 26, 2013 15:11:27 March 26, 2013 15:11:27
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Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued A-list success over credibility. Full Story

Slum Love makes you stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 13:32:15 March 25, 2013 13:32:15
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“If I'm super-cynical, yet I still have the capacity to be this disappointed, what does that say?” It’s what Duana wrote back to me when I sent her the link to this story last Friday -- Jennifer Lopez tweeting a photo of herself in studio with Chris Brown, and this message: @chrisbrown Full Story

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