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Comma asshole

June 3, 2014 14:43:05 Posted at June 3, 2014 14:43:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story

Celebrities are idiots: Charlize Theron edition

May 30, 2014 15:36:16 Posted at May 30, 2014 15:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Charlize Theron has been doing press for A Million Ways To Die In The West. During an interview with Sky News, she was asked about being famous, and whether or not it’s intrusive. The journalist started reading to her headlines about her that he pulled off Google. It was uncomfortable. She was irritated. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

May 6, 2014 15:38:19 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:38:19
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Dave Kotinsky/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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I’d rather look at her than listen to him

April 9, 2014 18:37:22 Posted at April 9, 2014 18:37:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with a married man who also happens to be her analyst. Full Story

James Franco’s not a creep, just a victim of social media

April 4, 2014 15:55:40 Posted at April 4, 2014 15:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a refresher on the time James Franco wanted to get a hotel room to share with a 17 year old girl called Lucy on social media. She posted their exchanges online which is when the whole world found out he’s a gross pervy loser. Full Story

Celebrities and social media: James Franco edition

April 3, 2014 14:52:48 Posted at April 3, 2014 14:52:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A 17 year old girl, soon to be 18, called Lucy, went to New York this week to pre-celebrate her milestone birthday. She went to see a few shows. At some point, after Of Mice & Men, she met James Franco. They took some pictures. She posted those pictures on social media, tagging him in some of the shots. Full Story

Not all Hercules are created equal

March 25, 2014 14:30:57 Posted at March 25, 2014 14:30:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Cinemacon is happening in Vegas right now. Cinemacon is about box office, movies that go boom. Yesterday was the Paramount presentation and Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there to promote Hercules, opening in July. Here’s the first photo:  Full Story

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Robin’s public appeals

February 28, 2014 19:40:01 Posted at February 28, 2014 19:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Todd DC/ AKM-GSI/ Splash

Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far. And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

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Smirk

January 24, 2014 14:38:25 Posted at January 24, 2014 14:38:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

Why is it always a Lamborghini?

January 23, 2014 14:44:04 Posted at January 23, 2014 14:44:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, FameFlynet

You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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Katy Perry on love

January 22, 2014 15:52:07 Posted at January 22, 2014 15:52:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People keep sh-tting on Miley. On Gaga. And Katy Perry, she just skates right through it. Why? Is it because she sings about roaring female empowerment? Is it female empowerment if it’s hollow? "I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women." – Katy Perry Katy Perry covers the new GQ. Full Story

Johnny’s “great match”

January 21, 2014 14:56:40 Posted at January 21, 2014 14:56:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. Full Story

Madonna’s apology sucks

January 20, 2014 20:37:15 Posted at January 20, 2014 20:37:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Madonna posted a photo of her son Rocco on Instagram the other day with the caption: "No one messes with Dirty Soap! Mama said knock you out! #disn---a." Only the word wasn’t dashed out. You can imagine the reaction. So she pulled down the message and replaced it with something else. Full Story

More like POINTLESS Break

January 10, 2014 15:43:05 Posted at January 10, 2014 15:43:05
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Splash

The Golden Age of Sh*tastic Action Movies (1984-1991) is marked by certain watershed films: Exterminator 2, Miami Connection, Invasion: USA, Gymkata, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and, of course, the greatest achievements in sh*tastic action filmmaking, Road House and Point Break. You can’t replicate the conditions that existed in the 1980s which made this magnificent time in cinema possible, mostly because importing that much cocaine is a class-one felony. Full Story