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Lindsay Lohan infects Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2013 13:59:47 March 28, 2013 13:59:47
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But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t unfamiliar with being hit up for cash money these days. Full Story

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Making enemies of rich people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 19:40:09 March 27, 2013 19:40:09

It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up and down his street aggressively in his new ride, supposedly threatening the safety of his neighbours. Full Story

Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 15:51:36 March 27, 2013 15:51:36
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Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story

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Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 26, 2013 15:11:27 March 26, 2013 15:11:27
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Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued A-list success over credibility. Full Story

Slum Love makes you stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 13:32:15 March 25, 2013 13:32:15
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“If I'm super-cynical, yet I still have the capacity to be this disappointed, what does that say?” It’s what Duana wrote back to me when I sent her the link to this story last Friday -- Jennifer Lopez tweeting a photo of herself in studio with Chris Brown, and this message: @chrisbrown Full Story

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If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 20:22:59 March 21, 2013 20:22:59

Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton is so tech-savvy. Full Story

This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 18:20:30 March 21, 2013 18:20:30
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There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Dating Portraits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:02:32 March 18, 2013 19:02:32

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:55:47 March 8, 2013 15:55:47
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Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. Full Story

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