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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 20:22:59 March 21, 2013 20:22:59

Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton is so tech-savvy. Full Story

This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 18:20:30 March 21, 2013 18:20:30
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Wenn, Veronica Summers/ Splash

There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Dating Portraits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:02:32 March 18, 2013 19:02:32

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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WENN

Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:55:47 March 8, 2013 15:55:47
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FameFlynet

Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. Full Story

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Porny: on cocks and babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2013 16:29:14 March 7, 2013 16:29:14
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WENN

Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. Full Story

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Taylor Swift is anti-sexist...but also can’t speak for herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2013 20:00:44 March 5, 2013 20:00:44

I try every time. Every time there’s a Taylor Swift news item, I try very, very hard to take the pro. Sometimes I can do it, and you yell at me. And sometimes I can’t. Because, well, sometimes she’s indefensible. You cannot defend this. You CANNOT defend someone who voluntarily chooses to NOT speak for herself. Full Story

Worst Human Impression As Host: Seth MacFarlane

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 20:01:45 February 25, 2013 20:01:45
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

The thing with Seth MacFarlane is that the man creates all kinds of characters. I feel like you watch one of his episodes of his shows and you’ve seen them all, but let’s say for the sake of argument that they’re varied, at least a little bit -- in short, that he’s the kind of person who actually understands how human beings work. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Mislabel: Octavia Spencer

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 12:00:21 February 25, 2013 12:00:21
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Octavia Spencer wore a gorgeous sort of pale ochre-y deep cream piece of fanciness which suited her really nicely with an off-centre neckline of which is surprising and unusual without being too try-hard-y. This is exactly the right note you want to strike for the year after you win an Oscar – understated and beautiful and it’s not about you but oh, how good the year has been to you. Full Story

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Oscar Whys: Munn, Stamos, Glanville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 11:43:32 February 25, 2013 11:43:32
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Jason Merritt/ Michael Buckner/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

I asked on Twitter why Olivia Munn was at the Oscars. Someone replied that she was in Magic Mike. Yeah so was Joe Manganiello. You think Joe Manganiello should be at the Oscars? Still, Olivia Munn had more reason, I guess if you stretch, than John Stamos. Was Uncle Jesse there to play the drums? Or was he there to remind me that my longtime dream of him hooking up with Jennifer Aniston will never happen? He doesn’t even make movies! But perhaps the most egregious -- the f-ck was Brandi Glanville doing there? Who? Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. Full Story

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