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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

The 3 Bears

January 18, 2013 15:03:43 Posted at January 18, 2013 15:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family. Full Story

Scripted Porny

January 17, 2013 20:40:00 Posted at January 17, 2013 20:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have to smoke weed ever again. Full Story

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JLO on Mimi Day

January 16, 2013 17:39:16 Posted at January 16, 2013 17:39:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up a spot for Mimi at a cost of $18 million. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

January 14, 2013 22:40:48 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:40:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ David Livingston/ Getty

She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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What Would Dum-Dum Do?

January 8, 2013 15:45:41 Posted at January 8, 2013 15:45:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame, Splash

Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring actresses? I guess that sets up Season 4 then, non? Lochte sinks at the Olympic trials. Full Story


January 7, 2013 20:35:04 Posted at January 7, 2013 20:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a page out of the Lindsay Lohan Playbook: never take accountability. Full Story

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Referring to yourself in the third bear

January 3, 2013 19:57:16 Posted at January 3, 2013 19:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, shooting the cover of Bazaar. Full Story

GOOP: It’s All Good

December 28, 2012 16:19:05 Posted at December 28, 2012 16:19:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I would buy at least 50 copies. I would read it at least 50 times. Full Story

Taylor & Harry: one week to Christmas

December 19, 2012 17:59:40 Posted at December 19, 2012 17:59:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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OMG, will they make it? Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent most of last week in England together. He showed her around the countryside and gave her 23 gifts to celebrate her 23rd birthday and it was several movie montages combined into one long music video. Time for a location change... Full Story

When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house

December 14, 2012 16:43:47 Posted at December 14, 2012 16:43:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin Bieber wearing overalls when he was being honoured by the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper? Click here Full Story

Vito dumped Demi

December 10, 2012 15:34:22 Posted at December 10, 2012 15:34:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, INF, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. Full Story

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