Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

What Would Dum-Dum Do?

January 8, 2013 15:45:41 Posted at January 8, 2013 15:45:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame, Splash

Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring actresses? I guess that sets up Season 4 then, non? Lochte sinks at the Olympic trials. Full Story

#cuttingforbieber

January 7, 2013 20:35:04 Posted at January 7, 2013 20:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JN/TO/Splash

Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a page out of the Lindsay Lohan Playbook: never take accountability. Full Story

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Referring to yourself in the third bear

January 3, 2013 19:57:16 Posted at January 3, 2013 19:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, shooting the cover of Bazaar. Full Story

GOOP: It’s All Good

December 28, 2012 16:19:05 Posted at December 28, 2012 16:19:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I would buy at least 50 copies. I would read it at least 50 times. Full Story

Taylor & Harry: one week to Christmas

December 19, 2012 17:59:40 Posted at December 19, 2012 17:59:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Steffman/ Splash

OMG, will they make it? Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent most of last week in England together. He showed her around the countryside and gave her 23 gifts to celebrate her 23rd birthday and it was several movie montages combined into one long music video. Time for a location change... Full Story

When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house

December 14, 2012 16:43:47 Posted at December 14, 2012 16:43:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin Bieber wearing overalls when he was being honoured by the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper? Click here Full Story

Vito dumped Demi

December 10, 2012 15:34:22 Posted at December 10, 2012 15:34:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, INF, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. Full Story

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Demi & Vito

December 7, 2012 16:29:21 Posted at December 7, 2012 16:29:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

As posted yesterday, Demi Moore is in Miami with her new boyfriend Vito Schnabel. They were at a party together on Wednesday night where Demi couch-danced beside Lenny Kravitz. Apparently Demi and Vito were all over each other away from the cameras but yesterday, as Vito hit the beach on his own, he supposedly denied it when a pap asked him whether or not he and Demi were hooking up. Full Story

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Demi Moore: That Girl at the party

December 6, 2012 16:10:57 Posted at December 6, 2012 16:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Peterson/ Splash, Venturelli/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you remember desperately trying to make eye contact with a friend, begging to be saved, when that girl sits herself next to you and wants a hug because she’s “really glad we can be there for each other”? Look at Lenny Kravitz’s face. Full Story

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Mr Crawford is Mr Grey?

December 4, 2012 16:41:45 Posted at December 4, 2012 16:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Longtime reader Jonathan just sent me this really funny profile of Mr Chace Crawford at Mr Porter. It’s partly the way the article is written with so many... salutations. Obviously the publication’s preferred writing style, sure, but the effect is hilarious, especially when they all appear - the cast of Gossip Girl - named in a list in one sentence. Full Story

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An arrest to end the year

November 29, 2012 16:29:42 Posted at November 29, 2012 16:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she was seen arguing with a woman in the next booth, telling her to “Give me my space”. Full Story