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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Downton reboot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2013 18:30:52 February 19, 2013 18:30:52
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A few emails came in yesterday re: the Downton Abbey finale. Question: Is Downton Abbey more like... Gossip Girl or Days Of Our Lives and less like, say, Mad Men or Breaking Bad? Same quality, right? Only one has English accents and period piece clothing. Season 1 of Downton Abbey, as I’ve noted previously, was good. Full Story

When Photo Assumption goes terribly wrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2013 20:49:59 February 13, 2013 20:49:59
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

Everyone was fist pumping yesterday after this picture of Adele was posted suggesting she may have been admonishing Chris Brown at the Grammys for not standing up for Frank Ocean. That’s why it’s called Photo Assumption: it’s an assumption that is baseless, because the image can’t tell you the context. Full Story

James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2013 17:52:51 February 13, 2013 17:52:51

James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you can see, Franco features “K-STEW” as Snow White with her ass out. Full Story

Rooney Mara is shyyyyyyyyyyyy, OK?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2013 15:59:24 February 13, 2013 15:59:24
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Wenn, B. Cool/ Splash

Rooney Mara and Jude Law are currently promoting Side Effects in Europe. Here they are yesterday at the Berlinale, photo call and premiere. She wore black and white Balenciaga for the daytime event, and black Valentino in the evening. Very strong styling. And smiling only with no teeth. Because as she told Vogue last month:  “Why should I ‘fake smile’? It feels disingenuous to me. Full Story

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Music Awards Misogyny

Duana Posted by Duana at February 7, 2013 17:40:48 February 7, 2013 17:40:48

So last night, via the always incredible Vulture, I read this list of wardrobe restrictions that CBS has asked to be relayed to performers at the Grammy Awards. Here is the list in its entirety: CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe. Full Story

JT says it’s not “personal”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:58:44 February 5, 2013 16:58:44
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J. Emilio Flores/ Getty

I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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When Porny’s life was over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 16:22:14 January 31, 2013 16:22:14

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 20:01:49 January 30, 2013 20:01:49
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 16:25:17 January 30, 2013 16:25:17
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Wenn, Jackson Lee/ Splash

After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 19:47:35 January 29, 2013 19:47:35
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story