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The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 20:34:44 February 6, 2013 20:34:44
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PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. Full Story

JT says it’s not “personal”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:58:44 February 5, 2013 16:58:44
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I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

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When Porny’s life was over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 16:22:14 January 31, 2013 16:22:14

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 20:01:49 January 30, 2013 20:01:49
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If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 16:25:17 January 30, 2013 16:25:17
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After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 19:47:35 January 29, 2013 19:47:35
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Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 18:29:42 January 22, 2013 18:29:42
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper royal, can talk about weeing and peeing, I will TALK ABOUT MY POO ALL I WANT. Full Story

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The 3 Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 15:03:43 January 18, 2013 15:03:43
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Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family. Full Story

Scripted Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2013 20:40:00 January 17, 2013 20:40:00
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How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have to smoke weed ever again. Full Story

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JLO on Mimi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 17:39:16 January 16, 2013 17:39:16
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Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up a spot for Mimi at a cost of $18 million. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 22:40:48 January 14, 2013 22:40:48
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She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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