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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2012 16:43:47 December 14, 2012 16:43:47
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Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin Bieber wearing overalls when he was being honoured by the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper? Click here Full Story

Vito dumped Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 15:34:22 December 10, 2012 15:34:22
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Wenn, INF, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. Full Story

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Demi & Vito

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2012 16:29:21 December 7, 2012 16:29:21
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FameFlynet

As posted yesterday, Demi Moore is in Miami with her new boyfriend Vito Schnabel. They were at a party together on Wednesday night where Demi couch-danced beside Lenny Kravitz. Apparently Demi and Vito were all over each other away from the cameras but yesterday, as Vito hit the beach on his own, he supposedly denied it when a pap asked him whether or not he and Demi were hooking up. Full Story

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Demi Moore: That Girl at the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 16:10:57 December 6, 2012 16:10:57
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Christopher Peterson/ Splash, Venturelli/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you remember desperately trying to make eye contact with a friend, begging to be saved, when that girl sits herself next to you and wants a hug because she’s “really glad we can be there for each other”? Look at Lenny Kravitz’s face. Full Story

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Mr Crawford is Mr Grey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2012 16:41:45 December 4, 2012 16:41:45
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Frederick M. Brown/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Longtime reader Jonathan just sent me this really funny profile of Mr Chace Crawford at Mr Porter. It’s partly the way the article is written with so many... salutations. Obviously the publication’s preferred writing style, sure, but the effect is hilarious, especially when they all appear - the cast of Gossip Girl - named in a list in one sentence. Full Story

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An arrest to end the year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 16:29:42 November 29, 2012 16:29:42
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Splash

Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she was seen arguing with a woman in the next booth, telling her to “Give me my space”. Full Story

Here’s your future Oscar winner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2012 16:25:17 November 21, 2012 16:25:17
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem regular-sized in comparison. Full Story

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He could be her Hitchcock...without the talent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 19:28:55 November 20, 2012 19:28:55
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WENN

Here’s Mrs Timberlake at Letterman last night. I love this dress -- Roland Mouret. It’s gorgeous. And it fits her beautifully. And it’s exactly what Victoria Beckham wishes she could come up with. Next season, maybe. What I don’t love is the coat she chose to wear over it. I think the length is what’s bothering me. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 17:22:37 November 20, 2012 17:22:37
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied and it’s the media’s fault and then. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s married style and privacy woes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2012 16:03:41 November 19, 2012 16:03:41
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FameFlynet, Neilson Barnard/ Getty

Look at how Helen Mirren outclasses everyone on this carpet, as it should be. Anyway, Jessica Biel is married now so... I guess that’s why she’s dressing like she’s 50. Compare what she looks like with Scarlett Johannson, age 27. Scarlett is exactly 27, if not even more youthful. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Slum Love & the Turks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 20:32:54 November 16, 2012 20:32:54
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez was in Istanbul yesterday and hit up a club with her Slum Love Casper Smart. I love these pictures. See how the Turks are NOT feeling the Slum at all? He’s shrinking into that couch. He’s about to disappear into that couch. He’s barely there. He’s trying to be there -- HI! It’s me! Over here! -- and the Turks are clearly not having it. Full Story