Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

KStew & Pippa

September 28, 2012 16:54:12 Posted at September 28, 2012 16:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, FameFlynet, Splash

WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older than Kate Middleton is Pippa?” She’s YOUNGER, I shouted. Full Story

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Worst Undeserved Emmy Smugness – Jena Malone

September 24, 2012 14:09:39 Posted at September 24, 2012 14:09:39
Duana Posted by Duana
Wenn, Frazer Harrison/ Getty

When you show up at an awards show and you are the first on the carpet because, regardless of roles recently landed, you’re not that important and haven’t been for some time? When you scheme and campaign for a high-profile role, and everyone knows that you wanted it, and now you’ve got it and ostensibly are there as much to promote it as to support the other project you are in?  When that’s the case, maybe don’t be the most tight-lipped, smirking, “oh I just don’t like to talk about that stuff” brat on the carpet, because nobody cares yet, and they have all forgotten Saved anyway, and incessant hair-dyeing and general young-person-ness means you’re not at all a veteran just yet. Full Story

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This is acting.

September 21, 2012 15:26:56 Posted at September 21, 2012 15:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, INF

A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

September 19, 2012 20:30:22 Posted at September 19, 2012 20:30:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

September 19, 2012 20:15:22 Posted at September 19, 2012 20:15:22
Maria Posted by Maria

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Lindsay and Dina are the same

September 18, 2012 20:02:41 Posted at September 18, 2012 20:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little trippy which was...constantly. You’ve heard it everywhere else how f-cked up she was. Full Story

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The Tale Of Two Jessicas

September 17, 2012 16:27:26 Posted at September 17, 2012 16:27:26
Duana Posted by Duana

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Dr Phil & the Drunk

September 13, 2012 14:24:13 Posted at September 13, 2012 14:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story

Porny’s “not about the numbers”

September 11, 2012 22:01:24 Posted at September 11, 2012 22:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fameflynet

$3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness all over New York. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

September 10, 2012 18:14:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 18:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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VMAs: Twilight “Family”

September 7, 2012 14:23:13 Posted at September 7, 2012 14:23:13
Duana Posted by Duana
Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story