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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Here’s your future Oscar winner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2012 16:25:17 November 21, 2012 16:25:17
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Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem regular-sized in comparison. Full Story

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He could be her Hitchcock...without the talent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 19:28:55 November 20, 2012 19:28:55
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Here’s Mrs Timberlake at Letterman last night. I love this dress -- Roland Mouret. It’s gorgeous. And it fits her beautifully. And it’s exactly what Victoria Beckham wishes she could come up with. Next season, maybe. What I don’t love is the coat she chose to wear over it. I think the length is what’s bothering me. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 17:22:37 November 20, 2012 17:22:37
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Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied and it’s the media’s fault and then. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s married style and privacy woes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2012 16:03:41 November 19, 2012 16:03:41
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Look at how Helen Mirren outclasses everyone on this carpet, as it should be. Anyway, Jessica Biel is married now so... I guess that’s why she’s dressing like she’s 50. Compare what she looks like with Scarlett Johannson, age 27. Scarlett is exactly 27, if not even more youthful. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Slum Love & the Turks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 20:32:54 November 16, 2012 20:32:54
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Jennifer Lopez was in Istanbul yesterday and hit up a club with her Slum Love Casper Smart. I love these pictures. See how the Turks are NOT feeling the Slum at all? He’s shrinking into that couch. He’s about to disappear into that couch. He’s barely there. He’s trying to be there -- HI! It’s me! Over here! -- and the Turks are clearly not having it. Full Story

Dear James Franco, tell us what to think of The Canyons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 21:58:20 November 13, 2012 21:58:20
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But first... A quick update on the Loser of 2012, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan bailed on Barbara Walters on the good advice of her new PR team. Instead she’s doing The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Barbara is mad. And she played a clip from Part 1 of their interview, conducted in the summer, on The View: Conversations with people like this are infuriating. Full Story

Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN)

Maria Posted by Maria at November 9, 2012 19:43:48 November 9, 2012 19:43:48
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If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it was a “lesson to always be kind. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:40:28 November 1, 2012 15:40:28

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Gross Bear turns 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 16:43:24 October 29, 2012 16:43:24
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Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 17:50:35 October 26, 2012 17:50:35

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Dear Professor Franco, his name is Walter Salles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 16:01:45 October 25, 2012 16:01:45

A new entry from Professor James Franco on The Huffington Post. This time, he writes about his teaching method. Yes. His teaching method. Of course, because his teaching method is the best, like everything else the Artist Franco does, his students are excelling, and he takes the opportunity to brag about how they’re going to a film festival, not out of pride in his pupils, but in service of himself, to congratulate himself. Full Story