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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Dear James Franco, tell us what to think of The Canyons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 21:58:20 November 13, 2012 21:58:20
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But first... A quick update on the Loser of 2012, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan bailed on Barbara Walters on the good advice of her new PR team. Instead she’s doing The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Barbara is mad. And she played a clip from Part 1 of their interview, conducted in the summer, on The View: Conversations with people like this are infuriating. Full Story

Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN)

Maria Posted by Maria at November 9, 2012 19:43:48 November 9, 2012 19:43:48
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If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it was a “lesson to always be kind. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:40:28 November 1, 2012 15:40:28

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Gross Bear turns 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 16:43:24 October 29, 2012 16:43:24
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Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 17:50:35 October 26, 2012 17:50:35

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Dear Professor Franco, his name is Walter Salles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 16:01:45 October 25, 2012 16:01:45

A new entry from Professor James Franco on The Huffington Post. This time, he writes about his teaching method. Yes. His teaching method. Of course, because his teaching method is the best, like everything else the Artist Franco does, his students are excelling, and he takes the opportunity to brag about how they’re going to a film festival, not out of pride in his pupils, but in service of himself, to congratulate himself. Full Story

Kate and Harry reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 17:37:28 October 24, 2012 17:37:28
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Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything

Maria Posted by Maria at October 18, 2012 17:59:12 October 18, 2012 17:59:12
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As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of 15 days… in a hotel room. Full Story

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The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 20:25:21 October 17, 2012 20:25:21
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How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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GOOP’s Hoops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 17:57:52 October 16, 2012 17:57:52

Gwyneth Paltrow stepped out in New York last night at the Michael Kors Golden Heart Gala. I LOVE the white pumps but I can’t decide about the cut-out dress. Is it flattering? From some angles, yes. From some angles it seems weird around the chest. Also attaching fresh shots of G heading to the gym today all coordinated in pink. Full Story

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Liars and their denials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 16:31:53 October 12, 2012 16:31:53
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Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina doesn’t use cocaine, and yes she gave her $40K to pay off her debts because Michael doesn’t pay child support. Full Story

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