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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Liars and their denials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2012 16:31:53 October 12, 2012 16:31:53
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina doesn’t use cocaine, and yes she gave her $40K to pay off her debts because Michael doesn’t pay child support. Full Story

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JLo, Statham, and that ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 19:02:08 October 4, 2012 19:02:08
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Splash, FameFlynet

Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. That’s. Full Story

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Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2012 14:26:17 October 2, 2012 14:26:17
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KCS / Splash News, Pascal Le Segretain, MARTIN BUREAU /Getty

Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’t wearing sunglasses, do you keep yours on? F-cking loser. Full Story

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KStew & Pippa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2012 16:54:12 September 28, 2012 16:54:12
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Bauer, FameFlynet, Splash

WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older than Kate Middleton is Pippa?” She’s YOUNGER, I shouted. Full Story

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Worst Undeserved Emmy Smugness – Jena Malone

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 14:09:39 September 24, 2012 14:09:39
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/ Getty

When you show up at an awards show and you are the first on the carpet because, regardless of roles recently landed, you’re not that important and haven’t been for some time? When you scheme and campaign for a high-profile role, and everyone knows that you wanted it, and now you’ve got it and ostensibly are there as much to promote it as to support the other project you are in?  When that’s the case, maybe don’t be the most tight-lipped, smirking, “oh I just don’t like to talk about that stuff” brat on the carpet, because nobody cares yet, and they have all forgotten Saved anyway, and incessant hair-dyeing and general young-person-ness means you’re not at all a veteran just yet. Full Story

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This is acting.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 15:26:56 September 21, 2012 15:26:56
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A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 20:30:22 September 19, 2012 20:30:22
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But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Lindsay and Dina are the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 20:02:41 September 18, 2012 20:02:41

I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little trippy which was...constantly. You’ve heard it everywhere else how f-cked up she was. Full Story

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The Tale Of Two Jessicas

Duana Posted by Duana at September 17, 2012 16:27:26 September 17, 2012 16:27:26

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Dr Phil & the Drunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 14:24:13 September 13, 2012 14:24:13

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story