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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

September 19, 2012 20:15:22 Posted at September 19, 2012 20:15:22
Maria Posted by Maria

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

Lindsay and Dina are the same

September 18, 2012 20:02:41 Posted at September 18, 2012 20:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little trippy which was...constantly. You’ve heard it everywhere else how f-cked up she was. Full Story

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The Tale Of Two Jessicas

September 17, 2012 16:27:26 Posted at September 17, 2012 16:27:26
Duana Posted by Duana

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Dr Phil & the Drunk

September 13, 2012 14:24:13 Posted at September 13, 2012 14:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language you have ever seen. It’s the trademark Lohan denial and excuse-making. Full Story

Porny’s “not about the numbers”

September 11, 2012 22:01:24 Posted at September 11, 2012 22:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fameflynet

$3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness all over New York. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

September 10, 2012 18:14:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 18:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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VMAs: Twilight “Family”

September 7, 2012 14:23:13 Posted at September 7, 2012 14:23:13
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

Piggy Backing Famewhore

September 6, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

The Great Porny Unveiling

September 6, 2012 14:49:21 Posted at September 6, 2012 14:49:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We’re 4 days away from Jessica Simpson’s post-pregnancy body unveiling on Katie Couric’s new show on Monday. While she tries to sweat off as many pounds as possible until then, details about her weight loss progress, or lack of progress, have been released. All of it, of course, in service of Porny’s deal with Weight Watchers in her role as the company’s spokesperson. Full Story

Taylor Swift’s Lyrics & Words

August 30, 2012 20:03:02 Posted at August 30, 2012 20:03:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/Getty

Taylor Swift was interviewed by Rolling Stone in advance of the release of her new album Red. The quotes that are making headlines from the article relate to her relationship with Conor Kennedy and what she said about buying a property on the Kennedy Compound - click here Full Story

Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly

August 29, 2012 17:13:50 Posted at August 29, 2012 17:13:50
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of an unpaid bill, Lindsay Lohan is banned from the Chateau Marmont. Full Story