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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Ready to praise Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 18:14:54 September 10, 2012 18:14:54
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Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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VMAs: Twilight “Family”

Duana Posted by Duana at September 7, 2012 14:23:13 September 7, 2012 14:23:13
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Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

Piggy Backing Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:20:25 September 6, 2012 20:20:25
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Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

The Great Porny Unveiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 14:49:21 September 6, 2012 14:49:21
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We’re 4 days away from Jessica Simpson’s post-pregnancy body unveiling on Katie Couric’s new show on Monday. While she tries to sweat off as many pounds as possible until then, details about her weight loss progress, or lack of progress, have been released. All of it, of course, in service of Porny’s deal with Weight Watchers in her role as the company’s spokesperson. Full Story

Taylor Swift’s Lyrics & Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:03:02 August 30, 2012 20:03:02
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Taylor Swift was interviewed by Rolling Stone in advance of the release of her new album Red. The quotes that are making headlines from the article relate to her relationship with Conor Kennedy and what she said about buying a property on the Kennedy Compound - click here Full Story

Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly

Maria Posted by Maria at August 29, 2012 17:13:50 August 29, 2012 17:13:50
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Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of an unpaid bill, Lindsay Lohan is banned from the Chateau Marmont. Full Story

Hot Harry will not hide!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2012 20:49:49 August 28, 2012 20:49:49
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TMZ, the outlet that first secured the photos of Prince Harry cupping his balls in Vegas exactly a week ago today, is reporting that he will not keep a low profile during the Paralympics and refuses to hide after the scandal. St James’s Palace also announced today that Harry will attend the WellChild awards ceremony on Monday to present and to speak. Full Story

James Franco on the art form

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2012 18:32:40 August 28, 2012 18:32:40
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There’s a new piece by James Franco on HuffPo.  This is the opening paragraph: “I was in New York for a week and saw a few things and read a few things that got me thinking about the ways different art forms use fantasy and reality. Full Story

Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 20:18:18 August 27, 2012 20:18:18
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No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the cops. And it’s all making headlines. Full Story

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From Shame F-ck to the Parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 17:27:15 August 24, 2012 17:27:15
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Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story

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