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Hot Harry will not hide!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2012 20:49:49 August 28, 2012 20:49:49
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TMZ, the outlet that first secured the photos of Prince Harry cupping his balls in Vegas exactly a week ago today, is reporting that he will not keep a low profile during the Paralympics and refuses to hide after the scandal. St James’s Palace also announced today that Harry will attend the WellChild awards ceremony on Monday to present and to speak. Full Story

James Franco on the art form

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2012 18:32:40 August 28, 2012 18:32:40
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There’s a new piece by James Franco on HuffPo.  This is the opening paragraph: “I was in New York for a week and saw a few things and read a few things that got me thinking about the ways different art forms use fantasy and reality. Full Story

Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 20:18:18 August 27, 2012 20:18:18
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No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the cops. And it’s all making headlines. Full Story

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From Shame F-ck to the Parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 17:27:15 August 24, 2012 17:27:15
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Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story

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They went to a sporting event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 14:36:13 August 23, 2012 14:36:13

Oh God. Mila. Mila. What the f-ck? Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher watched the Dodgers lose to the Giants last night. The tv cameras cut away to them often. They held hands the entire time, even while sharing ice cream? fries? Whatever. You know for a dude like Ashton, that’s a relationship declaration. Full Story

Harry’s day of reckoning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 13:57:31 August 23, 2012 13:57:31
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Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or prevented the behaviour but that they failed to conceal it. Full Story

Taylor Swift crashes Kennedy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 14:02:11 August 22, 2012 14:02:11
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Let’s summarise what we have so far, shall we: Taylor Swift is fascinated by the Kennedys. She’s admitted it herself. She’s now dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr, who is going back to boarding school in a couple of weeks. She has spent (most of) the summer at the Kennedy Compound. Full Story

Slum Love’s red carpet protocol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 18:43:24 August 20, 2012 18:43:24
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I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum lover Casper Bear down first. He sulkily walks by himself down to the end where he’s obviously instructed to stand there, like a proper second class citizen, to wait for her while she allows the cameras to make love to her. Full Story

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Taylor’s Camelot Summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 14:33:10 August 20, 2012 14:33:10
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These are the final days... Here’s Taylor Swift with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port this weekend where, as you know, she’s purchased a home on the Kennedy Compound. They kissed on the boardwalk. They held hands in the surf accessorised by polka dots and headbands and hipster bathers because, I dunno, it wouldn’t do to pretend to be first lady in your mind if the whole world has seen you in a g-bikini. Full Story

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Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 18:53:46 August 16, 2012 18:53:46
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Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked my friend Lo to weigh in, as we have slightly differed on our perspectives of the situation although where Foster is concerned, I’m with Lo on this one. Full Story