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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Harry’s day of reckoning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 13:57:31 August 23, 2012 13:57:31
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WENN

Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or prevented the behaviour but that they failed to conceal it. Full Story

Taylor Swift crashes Kennedy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 14:02:11 August 22, 2012 14:02:11
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WENN

Let’s summarise what we have so far, shall we: Taylor Swift is fascinated by the Kennedys. She’s admitted it herself. She’s now dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr, who is going back to boarding school in a couple of weeks. She has spent (most of) the summer at the Kennedy Compound. Full Story

Slum Love’s red carpet protocol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 18:43:24 August 20, 2012 18:43:24
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum lover Casper Bear down first. He sulkily walks by himself down to the end where he’s obviously instructed to stand there, like a proper second class citizen, to wait for her while she allows the cameras to make love to her. Full Story

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Taylor’s Camelot Summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 14:33:10 August 20, 2012 14:33:10
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Wenn, INF

These are the final days... Here’s Taylor Swift with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port this weekend where, as you know, she’s purchased a home on the Kennedy Compound. They kissed on the boardwalk. They held hands in the surf accessorised by polka dots and headbands and hipster bathers because, I dunno, it wouldn’t do to pretend to be first lady in your mind if the whole world has seen you in a g-bikini. Full Story

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Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 18:53:46 August 16, 2012 18:53:46
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Kevin Winter/Getty

Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked my friend Lo to weigh in, as we have slightly differed on our perspectives of the situation although where Foster is concerned, I’m with Lo on this one. Full Story

Does Ryan want to be coloured?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 16:15:29 August 16, 2012 16:15:29

There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!"  Hilarious, right? Ish. Full Story

Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 16:09:25 August 14, 2012 16:09:25
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Splash

Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this album are all pretty much about the kind of tumultuous, crazy, insane, intense, semi-toxic relationships that I’ve experienced in the last two years. Full Story

Shelfy needed to be alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 15:04:33 August 14, 2012 15:04:33
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Sean Gallup/Getty

But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in 2012? You know who still wears tiered skirts? Mischa Barton. Full Story

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Becoming Taylor Kennedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 20:17:27 August 13, 2012 20:17:27
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INF

Here’s Taylor Swift yesterday at the Kennedy compound with Robert F Kennedy Jr. And, well, you know, because it’s Taylor, one day she hopes she’ll get to call him Dad. Taylor is dating Kennedy’s son, Conor, who is 18. So, like, obviously he’ll never want another girlfriend, ever again. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 16:56:15 August 10, 2012 16:56:15
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Splash, PCN

As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

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Good Morning Ryan Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 16:25:56 August 9, 2012 16:25:56
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Fame/Flynet

Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such is Ryan Lochte’s dumbness. Full Story