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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok

July 26, 2012 18:33:43 Posted at July 26, 2012 18:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. Full Story

A slum love birthday cake

July 25, 2012 21:14:22 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is neutered

July 25, 2012 19:14:32 Posted at July 25, 2012 19:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Twilight’s dark night

July 25, 2012 14:41:43 Posted at July 25, 2012 14:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

JLo got Mimi for her birthday

July 24, 2012 17:11:08 Posted at July 24, 2012 17:11:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

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Slum Love’s first birthday

July 23, 2012 16:42:11 Posted at July 23, 2012 16:42:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

It’s Jennifer Lopez’s birthday tomorrow. She’ll be 43. Here she is yesterday shopping with her backup dancing boyfriend in New York. She has a few days off; the next stop on her tour looks to be Wednesday in Boston. For Casper’s birthday I predicted she’d buy him a truck. Full Story

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No Wolverine for Jessica Biel

July 18, 2012 19:33:59 Posted at July 18, 2012 19:33:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

As reported the other day - click here for a refresher - Jessica Biel had apparently locked up the role of Viper in Hugh Jackman’s upcoming The Wolverine directed by James Mangold. Production is to begin next month. And I was actually very supportive of this career decision. Full Story

Jessica Alba, world traveller

July 18, 2012 16:07:55 Posted at July 18, 2012 16:07:55
Maria Posted by Maria
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty

If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed list of questions for celebrities; as much they hate to admit it, many want to be Goop, the privileged insider who knows a city better than the locals. Full Story

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Slum Love on National Television

July 17, 2012 18:07:12 Posted at July 17, 2012 18:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’t give him a career. Full Story

They don’t know your fiancée

July 17, 2012 14:55:20 Posted at July 17, 2012 14:55:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Jose Perez/Splash, Larry Busacca/Getty

Harvey Weinstein moved the release date for Lawless because he’s expecting Tom Hardy to be a major star after The Dark Knight Rises even though Hardy, presumably, spends the entire movie behind a mask. Fine. The thing about Tom Hardy is that he gets way more hype within the industry - every actor, director, writer, producer he works with basically goes full on public erection when talking about his talent - than he does outside of it. Full Story

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