Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

The As IF of the summer

July 16, 2012 17:10:12 Posted at July 16, 2012 17:10:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. Full Story

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JLo is a “Bear” too

July 13, 2012 18:50:54 Posted at July 13, 2012 18:50:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put an end to the speculation. Full Story

Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend

July 11, 2012 20:26:53 Posted at July 11, 2012 20:26:53
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. Full Story

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The Prince William of hip-hop

July 11, 2012 14:25:58 Posted at July 11, 2012 14:25:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stephen Lovekin/Rob Kim/Getty

Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, a smooth operating rapper? Please. Full Story

Jessica Biel hates her ring too

July 10, 2012 19:06:47 Posted at July 10, 2012 19:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Mila stroking Ashton

July 2, 2012 18:49:14 Posted at July 2, 2012 18:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

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Mother Porny pushes a buggy

June 25, 2012 13:29:17 Posted at June 25, 2012 13:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story

Lohan and the unions

June 21, 2012 18:26:32 Posted at June 21, 2012 18:26:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Deadline posted an article last night about the situation on the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie of the week starring Lindsay Lohan after receiving word that two industry unions, one representing actors and the other for crew, made queries about working conditions on production after Lohan's dramatic car accident and subsequent tweets about long hours on the set. Full Story

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Here’s your Christian Grey

June 20, 2012 17:52:55 Posted at June 20, 2012 17:52:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Splash

Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the very first time? Anyway, Fifty Shades Of Grey is the story of Anastasia Steele who falls in love with Christian Grey who is super f-cked up and afraid of commitment and only wants to dick her in his special sex room and doesn’t want a relationship but of course then he falls in love with her because she’s not really that special, having just graduated from college with no particular distinction and no defined skills and no real personality. Full Story

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The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan

June 15, 2012 20:26:17 Posted at June 15, 2012 20:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ Full Story

Show me the audition tape

June 12, 2012 20:10:23 Posted at June 12, 2012 20:10:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to get out the car. Full Story