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Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 20:25:52 August 8, 2012 20:25:52
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Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a private life. Ryan Lochte wants it bad. Full Story

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Bear is being watched

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2012 22:14:49 August 3, 2012 22:14:49
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An interesting article appeared on PEOPLE.com today titled: Jennifer Lopez Becoming Short-Tempered Around Casper Smart Whaaaat???? But they're not even married yet. Everyone knows she doesn't actually open her eyes and stop thinking with her dumb heart until she marries them and gives away too much of her money. Full Story

Bear went to the John Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 17:57:00 August 1, 2012 17:57:00

Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists.  IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic massage parlour" last week in NYC a day before JLo's bday party and was serviced by "Bibi" who says he was "in a big hurry" and "lasted for 10 minutes". Full Story

Kristen Stewart’s problematic apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2012 13:57:40 July 30, 2012 13:57:40
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Click here if you missed my article last week about Kristen Stewart’s embarrassingly beggy public apology last week. As noted then, I think it was a mistake. A totally unnecessary mistake. And it ended up being an invitation to ask more questions, question more details, demand more information, a tacit agreement that her private life is fair game. Full Story

Mila gets dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2012 17:47:13 July 27, 2012 17:47:13
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Oh look it’s Ashton Kutcher who cheated on his wife with hot tub girls and received job offer after job offer following the incident. Ashton took Mila Kunis out for dinner last night. Well, when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, if there’s dinner involved, you know it must be serious. And you know she must be into it for more. Full Story

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But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2012 18:33:43 July 26, 2012 18:33:43

Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. Full Story

A slum love birthday cake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 21:14:22 July 25, 2012 21:14:22
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I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is neutered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 19:14:32 July 25, 2012 19:14:32

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Twilight’s dark night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 14:41:43 July 25, 2012 14:41:43

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

JLo got Mimi for her birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 17:11:08 July 24, 2012 17:11:08
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Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

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