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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Twilight’s dark night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 14:41:43 July 25, 2012 14:41:43

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

JLo got Mimi for her birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 17:11:08 July 24, 2012 17:11:08
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Fame/Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

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Slum Love’s first birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 16:42:11 July 23, 2012 16:42:11
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Fame/Flynet

It’s Jennifer Lopez’s birthday tomorrow. She’ll be 43. Here she is yesterday shopping with her backup dancing boyfriend in New York. She has a few days off; the next stop on her tour looks to be Wednesday in Boston. For Casper’s birthday I predicted she’d buy him a truck. Full Story

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No Wolverine for Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 19:33:59 July 18, 2012 19:33:59
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WENN

As reported the other day - click here for a refresher - Jessica Biel had apparently locked up the role of Viper in Hugh Jackman’s upcoming The Wolverine directed by James Mangold. Production is to begin next month. And I was actually very supportive of this career decision. Full Story

Jessica Alba, world traveller

Maria Posted by Maria at July 18, 2012 16:07:55 July 18, 2012 16:07:55
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty

If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed list of questions for celebrities; as much they hate to admit it, many want to be Goop, the privileged insider who knows a city better than the locals. Full Story

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Slum Love on National Television

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 18:07:12 July 17, 2012 18:07:12
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INF

You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’t give him a career. Full Story

They don’t know your fiancée

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 14:55:20 July 17, 2012 14:55:20
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Harvey Weinstein moved the release date for Lawless because he’s expecting Tom Hardy to be a major star after The Dark Knight Rises even though Hardy, presumably, spends the entire movie behind a mask. Fine. The thing about Tom Hardy is that he gets way more hype within the industry - every actor, director, writer, producer he works with basically goes full on public erection when talking about his talent - than he does outside of it. Full Story

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The As IF of the summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 17:10:12 July 16, 2012 17:10:12
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Fame/Flynet

Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. Full Story

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JLo is a “Bear” too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 18:50:54 July 13, 2012 18:50:54

But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put an end to the speculation. Full Story

Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend

Maria Posted by Maria at July 11, 2012 20:26:53 July 11, 2012 20:26:53
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WENN

Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. Full Story

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The Prince William of hip-hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 14:25:58 July 11, 2012 14:25:58
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Stephen Lovekin/Rob Kim/Getty

Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, a smooth operating rapper? Please. Full Story