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Matt Damon’s career in 8 minutes

September 30, 2015 15:16:07 Posted at September 30, 2015 15:16:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matt Damon was on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night acting out his career in 8 minutes. They opened with Good Will Hunting which, I mean, I understand, you want to open strong. But I would have moved Bourne up to the top and maybe ended with “apples”, although I’m wondering if it was more a logistical set decision and not editorial because of that sliding glass screen. Full Story

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Johnny’s hairline…and “eye contact”

September 15, 2015 12:27:39 Posted at September 15, 2015 12:27:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Black Mass premiered at TIFF last night. Sarah’s review is coming up. But first…because it’s Johnny Depp, and there’s been so much drama about Johnny and Amber in Toronto, we’re starting there. As I mentioned in my post yesterday – click here Full Story

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Matt Damon opens mouth, world face palms

September 15, 2015 12:04:38 Posted at September 15, 2015 12:04:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck used to have a show called Project Greenlight, in which they and a panel of filmmakers chose a script and a director and set them loose with a small budget to make a movie. It aired three seasons on Bravo from 2001-2005, and the only movie I remember from it is the hilariously bad horror movie, Feast. Full Story

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Platinum Bieber

September 10, 2015 19:50:58 Posted at September 10, 2015 19:50:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Bieber performed today on The Today Show. With some new hair. 99% of you are probably rolling your eyes. I'm in my own corner, digging the sh-t out of it. But I have a thing for platinum blonde hair, cut short on the sides, floppy on top. I was into it when Brad Pitt did it and I was into it when Jacek did this like right when we started dating. Full Story

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“Too street” to be Bond

September 1, 2015 15:14:22 Posted at September 1, 2015 15:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After #BackToHogwarts, Idris Elba is currently the biggest trending topic on Twitter at post time. It’s because Anthony Horowitz who wrote the new Bond book, Trigger Mortis, has offered his opinion to the Daily Mail on whether or not Idris Elba would be a good James Bond: “Idris Elba is a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do it better. Full Story

25 things Chris Brown wants you to know about Chris Brown

August 27, 2015 16:29:41 Posted at August 27, 2015 16:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s a semi-regular US Weekly feature – 25 things you didn’t know… This time the subject is Chris Brown. #24 on Chris Brown’s list is: Success or money never changed who I am as a person. Even though he’s already told you that he owns 14 Burger Kings (#5), bought his mother a $1 million home when he was 15 (#14), and made $4 million off his clothing line in the first year. Full Story

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Chrissy O’s big smiles

August 25, 2015 14:32:09 Posted at August 25, 2015 14:32:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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In today’s installment of The Chrissy O Show… She went to the gym. With a friend. One the friends who’s been talking to the tabloids? I guess that’s how you get around an NDA. As you can see, even though the paps are following her around now, and even though she’s now known around the world as Ben Affleck’s nanny-mistress, Chrissy O is still all smiles. Full Story

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There she is… Chrissy O!

August 20, 2015 13:41:45 Posted at August 20, 2015 13:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christine Ouzounian, have you missed her?  Chrissy O hasn’t been papped since last Friday. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however were papped over the weekend celebrating his birthday at Universal Studios and Disney World. Perhaps she laid low out of respect? Now that that’s over with though, she’s back, with gifts! Chrissy met up with a friend for sushi yesterday in LA. Full Story

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Boy Sh-t: Zayn Malik vs Calvin Harris edition

August 18, 2015 17:55:31 Posted at August 18, 2015 17:55:31
Maria Posted by Maria
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So last night, another Twitter slapfest broke out, this time between Zayn Malik and Calvin Harris. #Zaynhasnochill is frequently trending on Twitter, because since he left One Direction, Zayn has been shading everyone. He’s fought with former bandmate Louis Tomlinson (click here Full Story

Ben & Jen go to Disney World

August 18, 2015 16:51:55 Posted at August 18, 2015 16:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck spent his birthday at Harry Potter World in Florida – click here for a refresher – with Jennifer Garner, their kids, and his ma. Turns out they also hit up Disney World. The Daily Mail has the exclusive photos – click here Full Story

Scott Eastwood, the Choice Actor (who could show up)

August 17, 2015 19:28:54 Posted at August 17, 2015 19:28:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Teen Choice last night. Scott Eastwood presented. Also he was named #ChoiceDramaMovieActor. For what movie? The Nicholas Sparks movie? Here are the other actors in the category: James Franco Chris Hemsworth Jonah Hill Logan Lerman Eddie Redmayne (who won the Oscar for The Theory Of Everything) Here is the only actor from that list who showed up: Scott Eastwood OMG what luck! Check out his post afterwards on Instagram:   Great time tonight presenting at the Teen Choice awards. I'm honored to have gotten best male performance in a Drama. HUGE thanks to all my fans for supporting me these last few years. Rita Ora, it was an honor presenting with you, you're absolutely stunning. #teenchoice #bestdramaaward #longestride #awards #hollywood #ritaora Full Story

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