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Not all Hercules are created equal

March 25, 2014 14:30:57 Posted at March 25, 2014 14:30:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Cinemacon is happening in Vegas right now. Cinemacon is about box office, movies that go boom. Yesterday was the Paramount presentation and Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there to promote Hercules, opening in July. Here’s the first photo:  Full Story

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Robin’s public appeals

February 28, 2014 19:40:01 Posted at February 28, 2014 19:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Todd DC/ AKM-GSI/ Splash

Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far. And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

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Smirk

January 24, 2014 14:38:25 Posted at January 24, 2014 14:38:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

Why is it always a Lamborghini?

January 23, 2014 14:44:04 Posted at January 23, 2014 14:44:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, FameFlynet

You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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Katy Perry on love

January 22, 2014 15:52:07 Posted at January 22, 2014 15:52:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People keep sh-tting on Miley. On Gaga. And Katy Perry, she just skates right through it. Why? Is it because she sings about roaring female empowerment? Is it female empowerment if it’s hollow? "I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women." – Katy Perry Katy Perry covers the new GQ. Full Story

Johnny’s “great match”

January 21, 2014 14:56:40 Posted at January 21, 2014 14:56:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. Full Story

Madonna’s apology sucks

January 20, 2014 20:37:15 Posted at January 20, 2014 20:37:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Madonna posted a photo of her son Rocco on Instagram the other day with the caption: "No one messes with Dirty Soap! Mama said knock you out! #disn---a." Only the word wasn’t dashed out. You can imagine the reaction. So she pulled down the message and replaced it with something else. Full Story

More like POINTLESS Break

January 10, 2014 15:43:05 Posted at January 10, 2014 15:43:05
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Splash

The Golden Age of Sh*tastic Action Movies (1984-1991) is marked by certain watershed films: Exterminator 2, Miami Connection, Invasion: USA, Gymkata, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and, of course, the greatest achievements in sh*tastic action filmmaking, Road House and Point Break. You can’t replicate the conditions that existed in the 1980s which made this magnificent time in cinema possible, mostly because importing that much cocaine is a class-one felony. Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

December 26, 2013 16:07:28 Posted at December 26, 2013 16:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

From entitlement to plagiarism

December 17, 2013 15:58:28 Posted at December 17, 2013 15:58:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Shia LaBeouf situation… Here’s the abbreviated version: Shia LaBeouf made a short film about a film critic. It was screened in Cannes in 2012. On Monday he posted it online which is when it became obvious that LaBeouf had lifted the plot and several passages, WORD FOR WORD, from a comic written in 2007 by Daniel Clowe. Full Story

Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

December 9, 2013 17:22:46 Posted at December 9, 2013 17:22:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story

James Franco > Robert De Niro

December 2, 2013 20:05:50 Posted at December 2, 2013 20:05:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Here are James Franco and Seth Rogen with some puppies on the set of their new movie. So… about that Bound 2 parody video that they made… Wasn’t funny to me. Sorry? I thought the original was funny. Like, hilarious. James and Seth? Not really. What’s the gag? That two straight dudes are simulating the sex? Not my kind of humour. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the people who eat with sticks

November 25, 2013 14:01:15 Posted at November 25, 2013 14:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ AFP/ Getty

I’m not writing an entire essay on why Katy Perry’s performance at the AMAs sucked. There are academics who will and have already. My job as a gossip blogger is to point out that she is a f-cking idiot, following Dean’s example – click here Full Story

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Justin Timberlake does accents now

November 25, 2013 13:37:02 Posted at November 25, 2013 13:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Is he? Did he just…? No. No he isn’t. He can’t be. He wouldn’t. Of course he would. Justin Timberlake thinks he can do anything. Justin Timberlake tried on a Bajan accent last night while accepting his award while reminding people that he can’t be “genre-d” because he was nominated for “pop, rock, and soul r&b”. Full Story

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