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You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

December 26, 2013 16:07:28 Posted at December 26, 2013 16:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

From entitlement to plagiarism

December 17, 2013 15:58:28 Posted at December 17, 2013 15:58:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Shia LaBeouf situation… Here’s the abbreviated version: Shia LaBeouf made a short film about a film critic. It was screened in Cannes in 2012. On Monday he posted it online which is when it became obvious that LaBeouf had lifted the plot and several passages, WORD FOR WORD, from a comic written in 2007 by Daniel Clowe. Full Story

Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

December 9, 2013 17:22:46 Posted at December 9, 2013 17:22:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story

James Franco > Robert De Niro

December 2, 2013 20:05:50 Posted at December 2, 2013 20:05:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Here are James Franco and Seth Rogen with some puppies on the set of their new movie. So… about that Bound 2 parody video that they made… Wasn’t funny to me. Sorry? I thought the original was funny. Like, hilarious. James and Seth? Not really. What’s the gag? That two straight dudes are simulating the sex? Not my kind of humour. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the people who eat with sticks

November 25, 2013 14:01:15 Posted at November 25, 2013 14:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ AFP/ Getty

I’m not writing an entire essay on why Katy Perry’s performance at the AMAs sucked. There are academics who will and have already. My job as a gossip blogger is to point out that she is a f-cking idiot, following Dean’s example – click here Full Story

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Justin Timberlake does accents now

November 25, 2013 13:37:02 Posted at November 25, 2013 13:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Is he? Did he just…? No. No he isn’t. He can’t be. He wouldn’t. Of course he would. Justin Timberlake thinks he can do anything. Justin Timberlake tried on a Bajan accent last night while accepting his award while reminding people that he can’t be “genre-d” because he was nominated for “pop, rock, and soul r&b”. Full Story

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James Franco on 12 Years A Slave

November 14, 2013 14:53:33 Posted at November 14, 2013 14:53:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

James Franco, The Artist, reviewed 12 Years A Slave for VICE this week. I wonder if it’s a stipulation for Franco, whenever he writes for anyone, that he will not be edited. Not for content but for the basics. Like the proper title of the movie which is 12 Years A Slave and not Twelve Years A Slave. Full Story

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A bitch slap for blackface

November 13, 2013 20:24:28 Posted at November 13, 2013 20:24:28
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Before Halloween I didn’t really know, nor care, who Julianne Hough was. To me, she was the mediocre girl in Rock of Ages. Now she’s the girl who went out for Halloween in blackface. I think she got off way too easy and I still can’t decide if it was a stunt. Why would she leave her hair blonde and her eyes blue? I mean, if you are going to do that to your face because of your commitment to the character, why not go all the way? Because she still wanted to be easily recognized, that’s why. Full Story

Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan

October 29, 2013 14:00:26 Posted at October 29, 2013 14:00:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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North Woods/ Splash, INF

If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the new Cosmopolitan: "Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. Full Story

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Julianne Hough has no friends

October 28, 2013 13:44:05 Posted at October 28, 2013 13:44:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off by the time she left. Full Story

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Ellen Pompeo’s perspective

October 7, 2013 14:54:40 Posted at October 7, 2013 14:54:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Michael Buckner/ Getty

Thursday marks the 200th episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes, and cast members have been publicising the event. Ellen Pompeo was particularly candid in an interview with the New York Post, addressing the notorious departures of both Isaiah Washington and Katherine Heigl. Full Story

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Superman eats alone

October 2, 2013 18:08:16 Posted at October 2, 2013 18:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Photopi/ Splash

Check out Henry Cavill in Rome, eating alone. How would you feel about this series of photos if not for the Kaley Cuoco incident? I would probably feel more…kind. I would miss him for Gina Carano. I might even envy it. Eating alone, with a book, or the newspaper, or a great magazine is an indulgence. Full Story

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi

October 1, 2013 13:32:22 Posted at October 1, 2013 13:32:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

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Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan

September 26, 2013 14:44:03 Posted at September 26, 2013 14:44:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Full Story

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