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A bitch slap for blackface

November 13, 2013 20:24:28 Posted at November 13, 2013 20:24:28
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Before Halloween I didn’t really know, nor care, who Julianne Hough was. To me, she was the mediocre girl in Rock of Ages. Now she’s the girl who went out for Halloween in blackface. I think she got off way too easy and I still can’t decide if it was a stunt. Why would she leave her hair blonde and her eyes blue? I mean, if you are going to do that to your face because of your commitment to the character, why not go all the way? Because she still wanted to be easily recognized, that’s why. Full Story

Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan

October 29, 2013 14:00:26 Posted at October 29, 2013 14:00:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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North Woods/ Splash, INF

If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the new Cosmopolitan: "Everything is so chaotic and crazy right now and it’s so much all at once, but I’m living for it. Full Story

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Julianne Hough has no friends

October 28, 2013 13:44:05 Posted at October 28, 2013 13:44:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off by the time she left. Full Story

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Ellen Pompeo’s perspective

October 7, 2013 14:54:40 Posted at October 7, 2013 14:54:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Michael Buckner/ Getty

Thursday marks the 200th episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes, and cast members have been publicising the event. Ellen Pompeo was particularly candid in an interview with the New York Post, addressing the notorious departures of both Isaiah Washington and Katherine Heigl. Full Story

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Superman eats alone

October 2, 2013 18:08:16 Posted at October 2, 2013 18:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Photopi/ Splash

Check out Henry Cavill in Rome, eating alone. How would you feel about this series of photos if not for the Kaley Cuoco incident? I would probably feel more…kind. I would miss him for Gina Carano. I might even envy it. Eating alone, with a book, or the newspaper, or a great magazine is an indulgence. Full Story

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi

October 1, 2013 13:32:22 Posted at October 1, 2013 13:32:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

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Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan

September 26, 2013 14:44:03 Posted at September 26, 2013 14:44:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Full Story

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An Education

September 16, 2013 18:36:35 Posted at September 16, 2013 18:36:35
Duana Posted by Duana
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Getty Images

Do you ever play the alternate career game?  I have so many. I’d be a wardrobe stylist for a show, or a translator, or sometimes, on certain days, I think I’d be a high school teacher, "Dangerous Minds"-style, challenging and asking questions and gently nudging kids to understand that actually these old people were writing about them. Full Story

Katherine Heigl is going to be great!

September 16, 2013 14:18:56 Posted at September 16, 2013 14:18:56
Maria Posted by Maria

Last week, The Hollywood Reporter posted a thorough (if not-so-surprising) piece on the antics of Katherine Heigl and her momager, Nancy. Click here a refresher. Difficult, abrasive, and her own worst enemy – that pretty much sums up Katherine’s reputation. Full Story

Katherine Heigl “isn’t worth it”

September 12, 2013 15:11:35 Posted at September 12, 2013 15:11:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

The Hollywood Reporter posted an analysis of Katherine Heigl’s career yesterday. Have you read it? According to the article, Heigl basically pissed away her film career by mouthing off about her projects and being a bitch on set. And it’s not just her, it’s also her mother, aka her best friend, who makes outrageous demands about everything from money to accommodations to casting and scripting and more. Full Story

Armie’s underwhelming summer

August 30, 2013 15:23:20 Posted at August 30, 2013 15:23:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? According to Sarah, he was actually supposed to be Batman once a few years ago for a project that fell apart. Full Story

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JT’s shades of Beyonce

August 27, 2013 13:53:50 Posted at August 27, 2013 13:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Here are Justin Timberlake and Mrs Timberlake out for dinner last night in New York, 24 hours after reuniting with ‘N SYNC for 2 minutes at the VMAs. According to US Weekly, JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey were kinda hurt that they weren’t given more airtime. Full Story

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Aloof AND Self-possessed

August 23, 2013 13:27:35 Posted at August 23, 2013 13:27:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

There’s a new Rooney Mara profile in the NYT Times magazine. She doesn’t call herself aloof this time. No, she doesn’t. But the word does appear in a list of words the writer cites as adjectives that have been used in the past to describe her. Which is why Rooney had to come up with something new…? I promise you, I tried. Full Story

Franco van Gogh

August 22, 2013 12:52:49 Posted at August 22, 2013 12:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing like starting off the day with a mega eye roll. No one delivers mega eye roll like James Franco. Franco movies, Franco books, Franco poetry, Franco sculpture, Franco painting… Now Franco TV. It was announced yesterday that the Ovation network in the US will launch James Franco Presents in November, a 10 part “anthology series” that will, according Robert Weiss, the network’s chief creative officer, show “the word of art through James’ eyes. Full Story