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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Is there a behind-the-scenes?

June 12, 2012 15:17:03 Posted at June 12, 2012 15:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche

June 11, 2012 16:03:11 Posted at June 11, 2012 16:03:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it wasn’t her fault. Full Story

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Jen & Justin > Will & Adam

June 8, 2012 20:10:41 Posted at June 8, 2012 20:10:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley doesn’t know

June 4, 2012 15:38:37 Posted at June 4, 2012 15:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

LOVE what Shailene Woodley wore at the Movie Awards last night. And then she went up on stage and goddamn I wish she didn’t. It was the Breakthrough Award. She was the only person in her category who attended the event. So... Her people don’t explain how this sh-t works? Please. Full Story

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Postpartum Porny is Horny

June 1, 2012 14:01:54 Posted at June 1, 2012 14:01:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she is. Jessica Simpson, after all, is now the representative of the Perfect Woman in the eyes of the men: She is fertile and luscious with big ass tits and she still wants to f-ck even after having a baby. If Jessica Simpson can do it, and enjoy it, why can’t you? That’s how you satisfy your man, don’t you know? In her exclusive interview with PEOPLE, for which she was paid a million dollars, Porny tells the magazine that: “I've kind of broken one rule. Full Story

Porny didn’t push

May 30, 2012 14:59:49 Posted at May 30, 2012 14:59:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

Will Demi take back Ashton?

May 28, 2012 20:22:48 Posted at May 28, 2012 20:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what you know about Demi Moore and the impossible standards she could never release, no matter how much spiritual therapy she received, how could you doubt it? This report has legs because it’s exactly what you expect of her. Full Story

Slumjob reality show

May 23, 2012 19:00:49 Posted at May 23, 2012 19:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her tour. Full Story

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Please don’t come here

May 23, 2012 14:02:58 Posted at May 23, 2012 14:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off all further marketing expenditures because you know your movie is that sh-t?Anyway, I love her pantsuit. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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JLo’s next career moves

May 17, 2012 14:29:14 Posted at May 17, 2012 14:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The way she managed her career after that decision, with the music and the marketing and the branding, straight up, it was a clinic. Full Story

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