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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny didn’t push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:59:49 May 30, 2012 14:59:49

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

Will Demi take back Ashton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 20:22:48 May 28, 2012 20:22:48
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Bauer-Griffin

The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what you know about Demi Moore and the impossible standards she could never release, no matter how much spiritual therapy she received, how could you doubt it? This report has legs because it’s exactly what you expect of her. Full Story

Slumjob reality show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 19:00:49 May 23, 2012 19:00:49
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Fame/Flynet

Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her tour. Full Story

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Please don’t come here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 14:02:58 May 23, 2012 14:02:58
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WENN

Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off all further marketing expenditures because you know your movie is that sh-t?Anyway, I love her pantsuit. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:44:00 May 23, 2012 13:44:00
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WENN

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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JLo’s next career moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 14:29:14 May 17, 2012 14:29:14
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Fame/Flynet

Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The way she managed her career after that decision, with the music and the marketing and the branding, straight up, it was a clinic. Full Story

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Life After George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 15:57:34 May 16, 2012 15:57:34
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen.  I mean...I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses following around mah-jong ladies in Hong Kong. Full Story

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The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 16:11:08 May 15, 2012 16:11:08
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Wenn, Jen Lowery/Splash

Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - is that a skin fold underneath her breasts??? - and dark lips and Casper Smart, who’s so big time now he doesn’t have to remove to his sunglasses, stopping for a few interviews on the carpet before blowing by the rest of the press, holding up his hand like Brad Pitt on an Angelina Jolie movie night as if to say “it’s her night boys, not mine, I’m heading inside”. Full Story

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The best day of her life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 17:03:10 May 14, 2012 17:03:10
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Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Was it? It had to be one of them.Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. There was a lot of kissing and smiling and ring-pimping. She was floating, can’t you tell? It’s like he’s giving her permission to be happy. Full Story

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Slum Love On Prime Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 19:00:05 May 11, 2012 19:00:05
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Splash

Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead choreographer” Casper Smart makes a grand entrance. Full Story

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