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Life After George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 15:57:34 May 16, 2012 15:57:34
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While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen.  I mean...I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses following around mah-jong ladies in Hong Kong. Full Story

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The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 16:11:08 May 15, 2012 16:11:08
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Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - is that a skin fold underneath her breasts??? - and dark lips and Casper Smart, who’s so big time now he doesn’t have to remove to his sunglasses, stopping for a few interviews on the carpet before blowing by the rest of the press, holding up his hand like Brad Pitt on an Angelina Jolie movie night as if to say “it’s her night boys, not mine, I’m heading inside”. Full Story

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The best day of her life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 17:03:10 May 14, 2012 17:03:10
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Was it? It had to be one of them.Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. There was a lot of kissing and smiling and ring-pimping. She was floating, can’t you tell? It’s like he’s giving her permission to be happy. Full Story

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Slum Love On Prime Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 19:00:05 May 11, 2012 19:00:05
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Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead choreographer” Casper Smart makes a grand entrance. Full Story

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This is NOT Zoe Saldana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 19:45:08 May 8, 2012 19:45:08
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Her name is Joan Smalls. She is a model. She accompanied Balmain designer Olivier Rousteing to the Met Gala. I’ve received several messages today about this, specifically re: Zoe Saldana, and why no one is talking about her from last night.No one is talking about Zoe Saldana because SHE WASN’T THERE. Full Story

There is nowhere she won’t go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 19:00:47 May 4, 2012 19:00:47
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Was it always like this with Jennifer Love Hewitt and she was just better at hiding it before? Or did she grow into being a loser gradually? I watched Party Of Five. Back then I thought she was so interesting and sweet and pretty and engaged to Carson Daly and not pathetic and crazy. This is the downside of accessibility. Full Story

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Just...don’t paint your face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 18:57:17 May 3, 2012 18:57:17
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Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’s a moron. But what’s more alarming is how this was approved. Full Story

JLo’s “lead choreographer”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 16:40:13 May 3, 2012 16:40:13
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Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his mouth off telling people that he is the head dance director on JLo’s stage. Full Story

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Slumming on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 14:24:46 May 1, 2012 14:24:46
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Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don't actually think she'd go on the road without him, do you? Please. Full Story

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After lunch in their Love Truck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 16:15:45 April 30, 2012 16:15:45
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Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I suppose then that that would be his contribution: the $500 he pays every month to State Farm. Full Story

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