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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Mimi’s Royal Subjects

April 27, 2012 18:34:07 Posted at April 27, 2012 18:34:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb obviously knows the royal Mimi protocol: you get down on your knees when you see the Meems. Full Story

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Patronising Cameron Diaz

April 26, 2012 17:23:18 Posted at April 26, 2012 17:23:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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Gypsy Husband will not be Pipped

April 25, 2012 15:52:36 Posted at April 25, 2012 15:52:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It’s relief and fury at the same time. As I reported exclusively last month, click here for a refresher, Justin Timberlake was being considered to play Gypsy Husband aka Colin Farrell in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head. My sources tell me he had it. Full Story

Songs and Video Games

April 23, 2012 22:01:32 Posted at April 23, 2012 22:01:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We have hockey on all the time during Round 1 of the NHL playoffs. If it’s the same at your place, you know that you get to know the commercials really well this time of year. And they have one ad on repeat that is MAKING ME CRAZY.It’s some video game. A dude jumps off a building while remembering all the people he shot up in the war. Full Story

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Presenting Kellan Lutz and Camilla Belle, festival judges

April 18, 2012 15:14:44 Posted at April 18, 2012 15:14:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.”Tribeca was founded by Robert DeNiro. Full Story

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The through-line is DOUCHE

April 17, 2012 19:52:18 Posted at April 17, 2012 19:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz covers the new issue of InStyle. Which is why she was in Paris a few months ago for Haute Couture Week; she was picking clothes. I like watching Cam’s clothes on a carpet. It’s always, always interesting to me what she wears. Here’s my favourite quote from the interview. Cam on her romantic past: “I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. Full Story

Brought together on a double date

April 16, 2012 20:00:08 Posted at April 16, 2012 20:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Was it?No idea.But Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are best friends so at some point, there had to be an invitation over to the Afflecks for barbeque, right? And since Ben is such a respected director now, Justin Timberlake would have been all over that. Justin Timberlake totally wanted to be in The Town. Full Story

Calling All Parent Pimps!

April 13, 2012 17:23:49 Posted at April 13, 2012 17:23:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since Marilyn Monroe is so trendy right now, they’re putting out a new reality show about her. Finding Marilyn will feature 12 young girls who dream of stardom. They will be sent to Los Angeles, that pure, innocent town, where they will COMPETE against each other for the right to become Hollywood’s newest “It” girl. Full Story

The As IF Of All Time

April 11, 2012 20:29:12 Posted at April 11, 2012 20:29:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not posting the new cover of Us Weekly. Because I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo of Kim Kardashian on my site and this must continue. Besides, this story isn’t really about her. It’s about Kanye West who, apparently, is now in love with her. Full Story

I guess that explains Justin Timberlake...

April 11, 2012 15:02:31 Posted at April 11, 2012 15:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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And why Clint Eastwood cast him in his next movie. Because, obviously, he’s OUT OF HIS F-CKING MIND.Click here for my initial thoughts on Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughters and their reality show, specifically in reference to Daniel Craig’s comments about celebrity famewhoring and the Kardashians. Full Story