Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Slum Lover drives a truck now

April 9, 2012 15:53:43 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Roshan Perera/Splash

“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan

April 5, 2012 18:18:41 Posted at April 5, 2012 18:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even a polite greeting. Having bad manners is forgivable when they’re directed at Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Johnny or Jared?

April 3, 2012 21:01:03 Posted at April 3, 2012 21:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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Vaginas should be in bed if they have to be on TV

April 3, 2012 15:47:34 Posted at April 3, 2012 15:47:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanity Fair released its new cover today: the ladies of television. How happy - and relieved - do you think they are that Sofia Vergara qualifies as a non-white (even though they made her skin colour as close to it as they possible could)? Good job for the acknowledgement that television is indeed more interesting and bold, especially for female roles, than film. Full Story

Two gross bears just being gross

April 2, 2012 14:09:25 Posted at April 2, 2012 14:09:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor

April 2, 2012 13:33:39 Posted at April 2, 2012 13:33:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ethan Miller/Getty

A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. Full Story

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Air miles with JLo

March 27, 2012 16:42:27 Posted at March 27, 2012 16:42:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Claudio Augusto/Splash

Jennifer Lopez is in Brazil to promote her reality show Q’Viva: The Chosen. As you know, she and ex-husband Marc Anthony are co-producers on the project. Marc however was not present. Instead, AS USUAL, and that’s the problem, her backup dancer/boyfriend accompanied her on the trip. As you can see, the fans they love her. Full Story

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Vogue slums with JLo

March 16, 2012 17:02:05 Posted at March 16, 2012 17:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SPW / Splash News

She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot.The entire article has been posted on the Vogue website; it’s a total dick suck. Full Story

JLo’s manager thinks she’s slumming too

March 15, 2012 19:01:29 Posted at March 15, 2012 19:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

I don’t know how this happens but whatever, if JLo’s manager wants to run his mouth in Vogue and give us the good, legitimate gossip that doesn’t come from some anonymous commenter on a blog that people *think* *might* be a movie star, I won’t complain. Maybe this is what he has to resort to: public humiliation so that she can open her eyes and look around, finally realise she’s been squatting in the slums for several months. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney

March 14, 2012 16:26:15 Posted at March 14, 2012 16:26:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where?She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and seeing if the dude was ok, she drove away. Full Story

Olivia Munn loses, wins, and loses again

March 12, 2012 20:23:35 Posted at March 12, 2012 20:23:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There were photos that were published online last week allegedly of Olivia Munn in various compromising positions. Whatever. I mean at this point it’s routine. The difference though between Munn’s purported shots and the others were the captions.The supposed Munn pictures were accompanied by the most hilarious texts. Full Story