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There is nowhere she won’t go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 19:00:47 May 4, 2012 19:00:47
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Was it always like this with Jennifer Love Hewitt and she was just better at hiding it before? Or did she grow into being a loser gradually? I watched Party Of Five. Back then I thought she was so interesting and sweet and pretty and engaged to Carson Daly and not pathetic and crazy. This is the downside of accessibility. Full Story

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Just...don’t paint your face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 18:57:17 May 3, 2012 18:57:17
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Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’s a moron. But what’s more alarming is how this was approved. Full Story

JLo’s “lead choreographer”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 16:40:13 May 3, 2012 16:40:13
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Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his mouth off telling people that he is the head dance director on JLo’s stage. Full Story

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Slumming on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 14:24:46 May 1, 2012 14:24:46
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Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don't actually think she'd go on the road without him, do you? Please. Full Story

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After lunch in their Love Truck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 16:15:45 April 30, 2012 16:15:45
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Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I suppose then that that would be his contribution: the $500 he pays every month to State Farm. Full Story

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Mimi’s Royal Subjects

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:34:07 April 27, 2012 18:34:07
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For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb obviously knows the royal Mimi protocol: you get down on your knees when you see the Meems. Full Story

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Patronising Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 17:23:18 April 26, 2012 17:23:18
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A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, messed with her head and her heart, and is now patting her on the head, like, what we had was good, girl, but what we had is over; you need to move on now. Full Story

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Gypsy Husband will not be Pipped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 15:52:36 April 25, 2012 15:52:36
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It’s relief and fury at the same time. As I reported exclusively last month, click here for a refresher, Justin Timberlake was being considered to play Gypsy Husband aka Colin Farrell in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head. My sources tell me he had it. Full Story

Songs and Video Games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 22:01:32 April 23, 2012 22:01:32
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We have hockey on all the time during Round 1 of the NHL playoffs. If it’s the same at your place, you know that you get to know the commercials really well this time of year. And they have one ad on repeat that is MAKING ME CRAZY.It’s some video game. A dude jumps off a building while remembering all the people he shot up in the war. Full Story

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